Paudel 

Paudel is hot.
Especially if it is a girl whose name begins with an A.

I am queen Paudel.

Paudel by BGPaudel July 1, 2011

Pandelerium 

A combination of "pandemonium" and "delirium"

The term was coined by Jeff Foxworthy.

Redneck woman: "It was pandelerium! I thought we'd be killed or even worse. I looked out the window in time to see the chicken's coop go right over our roof! All I could think was, Caroline still has my casserole dish!"

Pandelerium by Balderdash March 16, 2007

pandelerious 

when everyone except you is seeing something that for all you know is not really there

Group: Jack, how are you not seeing this dinosaur?
Jack:I really have no clue what all of you are talking about
Group: Well clearly you must be pandelerious

pandelerious by lack of cheese November 8, 2010

Pandelitis

Inflammation of the pandels. Pandels, of course being large, flabby man-boobs. Often characterized by a feeling of chunky oatmealness.

Bernice: My your pandels are feeling rather oatmealish today.

Eugene: I know, maybe I should see a doctor. I might have Pandelitis.

Pandelitis by AntiPandelitisGov'tTaskForce May 5, 2011

Pauseload

AIDS/HIV Positive Semen

Sally: "Hey Julia, how was your date with Bob? Did you give him head?"

Julia: "Fuck no! I heard Bob sleeps around. He could have mad Pauseloads!"

Pauseload by Kazak Potassium #1 August 21, 2008

pandelephant 

a pandelephant is really an elephant that is black and white (like a panda). you might think it's a panda with a trunk, but really, it's not because the word "pandelephant" has more of the word "elephant" than "panda" in it.

Hey look! I just saw a pandelephant! It was snazzy...

pandelephant by Paulina August 18, 2004

pandelerium 

Redneck combination or misusage of pandemonium and delirium.

This word was coined by Jeff Foxworthy

Redneck woman describing a tornado:

"It was pandelerium! We could have been killed or worse! And all I could think while Carol's house flew over mine was 'She still has my casserole dish!!'"

pandelerium by Balderdash December 14, 2008