Parvel

Hit in the Sack, commonly used in Gravesend

"man, i jus got a parvel to the sack!"

by Boobxz April 3, 2007

pre-parcel anxiety

The nervous impatience experienced when waiting for a parcel or package you've ordered to be delivered. Often accompanied by frequent glances at the front door for signs of the courier driver when you hear any audible or visual queues of their presence. Generally the level of pre-parcel anxiety is highly correlated with either the monetary, sentimental or hype-based value placed on the package being delivered.

"After my package wasn't delivered yesterday I've got serious pre-parcel anxiety!"

"10:43am: My package hasn't arrived yet! the courier better not have stole it!"

by waitingForAPackage September 1, 2011

Kapitan Pavel

The OMEGACHAD in the Grand Theft Auto online cayo perico heist, pavel likes to call you kapitan even though he is the true kapitan, he lives of a diet of red caviar, navy wine, and vitiman D supplements, pavel also has big pp.

Gtao player 1: hey, have you done the CP heist

Gtao player 2: yeah, I love it when Kapitan pavel calls me kapitan

by Shrek pillow March 16, 2021

Parmela

A stunning short attention spanned girl, who tends to make random noises throughout the day. Like all the time. Loving, kind, and a wonderful personality. She is to be trusted and not trifiled with. Funny, witty, and very self aware. Along with a killer sissy volleyball serve. She is a loyal friend and very caring. She is not afraid to go out of her way to help people, and will do what it takes to make people feel loved and welcome. Though she may seem crazy and outgoung, she needs her time alone, and she cherishes time spent with a few close friends.

You see that fine dame?
That's parmela!

by Chazaq August 27, 2014

Arse Parpel

The act of running to the bathroom once you've shit or shartted in your pants.

Elijah arse parpeled after eating Taco Bell

by hillbillybob12 January 21, 2013

Parnelle

Parnelle is a family name or as a boy's name is pronounced par-NEL. It is of Latin origin, and the meaning of Parnell is "country bumpkin". From Petronius. Also possibly derived from an ancient Roman family name, from the Greek name Petros, meaning "stone". Use may be in honor of Charles Parnell, the 19th-century Irish politician who campaigned for home rule in Ireland. Parnel is a surname derived from a medieval given name.

Having a friend who is a Parnelle is exciting and wonderful. A Parnelle is kind hearted and loving. They will always be there for you. Parnelle is easy to talk to which means you will talk their ear off! Once you meet a Parnelle, you will never want them to leave your side. They will become your best friend within a matter of weeks.

"My best friend is a Parnelle!" "You are so lucky."
"you are talking my ear off!" "Oh I'm sorry, are you a Parnelle? Stop being so easy to talk to"

by kansashereicome September 30, 2011

Parvez

Best people ever mostly found in pakistan and in Luton UK nd they are rich flash their money ( clothes, businesses and cars ) they also help the poor

Tell A parvez if you need help

Parvez fix everything

by Lord YourMum April 10, 2017