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Pantaloon 

in Tyler Joseph's eyes, the man who killed your grandfather when you were nine, the pantaloon is also your father.
person 1: yeah I heard he became the pantaloon.
person 2: damn, he must be crazy now.
Pantaloon by that fangirl February 13, 2018

The Pantaloon

"Hey, have you heard The Pantaloon from TØPs first album?"

"Yeah, it's amazing!"

pathalogical liar 

A person who lies so often, they start to believe that if they say it then it must be true. And they expect everyone else to believe them as well.
Katie is such a pathalogical liar, she would be offended if she told you the sky was green and you didn't believe her.
pathalogical liar by lenttu October 4, 2004

Pantalooned 

The act of being highly inebriated. On the scale of intoxication, 'Pantalooned' occurs just before becoming paralytic, where everything is hilarious.
Example 1:
Please join us tonight for a party at the local watering hole.
Drinks are on us so we expect you all to get thoroughly pantalooned

Example 2:

Jim: "You would not believe how drunk this chic was last night"
Louis: "Haha, was she white girl wasted?"
Jim: " Na, she was completely pantalooned, it was a right laugh!"
Pantalooned by J.R.R. Lolkin January 15, 2017

pantaloon 

A garment that is worn on the legs. Pantaloons generally fasten around the waist and reach to the ankles.
"Your pantaloons are most excellent."
pantaloon by Licktheoutlet August 11, 2005

Pantaloon 

A song by the smol bean Tyler Joseph. The song starts with him saying his grandad died when he was 9 and he thinks it was the pantaloon
The pantaloon is his father

This is a song btww
Your grandpa died when you we're 9

You have learnt way to soon you should never trust the pantaloon
Your dad is now the pantaloon
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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