patrography 

a description of the Church Fathers, their devotion to churches and their life.

According to the patrography, the Father lived a life of high integrity.

patrography by uttam maharjan July 27, 2010

parkography 

The science of locating a parking spot. Can also be used as a verb to describe the ease and quality of parking in an area.

How's the parkography in your area?,
Let's take the bus because that area has poor parkography.

parkography by Stanley Kingman December 26, 2008

paragraphy

In the same way Photography represents an image visually, Paragraphy does so verbally. A Paragrapher can capture a moment just as succesfully and just as faithfully through the skliifull use of words. In Paragraphy a letter is a pixel

"Tied at the top, three tiny orange ceramic deer strain against the restricting sides of a clear plastic bag. This ominous incarceration could well have been foisted on them by some Anti-Santa. Or they might just be ornaments for sale. One deer in particular has been caught magically in mid-punch, Lear-like in his futile attempt at pushing back the inevitable."
(Paragraphy by Vivian P Walsh)

paragraphy by Vivian P Walsh November 16, 2007

pyrography 

the art or technique of decorating wood or leather by burning a design on the surface with a heated metallic point.

Kanye be bugging with his face on his sneakers.

Yea Yeezee got the hang of Pyrography real fast: Soon y'all see him peddling everything with his face on it.

pyrography by TheMetGalaTM April 13, 2016

Parrograph 

A very long, drunken text message. generally to a girl/boy that you have a crush on.

oh no i cant believe i sent that Parrograph last night i'm so embarrassed

Parrograph by JonnyWalked November 14, 2013

pawnography 

The study of the wider power struggles in a tv show, book series or other form of media, often taking into account the implications of manipulation and backstabbing on other characters and the overall story. Also refers to a chart, diagram or internal mapping of such power struggles as a result of intensive pawnographic study.

Complex pawnographies often take on a web-like appearance; simpler pawnographies can be explained in a linear fashion. Some stories may have an unclear or unresolved pawnography, and others may have none at all.

Depending on the preferences of the individual, pawnography can be described as twisted, perverse, mind-bending, life-changing, or exactly what decent writing needs.

Friend A: Dude, check out this wicked pawnographic study I found.
Friend B: I don’t know man, the Game of Thrones pawnography looks too involved.

pawnography by AnonyTee March 4, 2018

Pastryography 

The enjoyment of delicious pastries, desserts and other confections, in a provocative, erotic and pornographic manner, with the intent to cause sexual arousal.

As I smeared chocolate ganache down his chest, I realized that I enjoyed pastryography too much. We would never be the same again...

Pastryography by Pastry Bitch September 16, 2009