patoy 

something that is REALLY fucking annoying

Susie wouldn't stop asking me for my gummy bears. She would ask me every day. Then one day, she just took them from my backpack. Fucking patoying!

patoy by houseofpatoy November 16, 2009

Cutie patootie 

you. you are a cutie patootie

Daily reminder that you are in fact a cutie patootie and you do in fact deserve love

Cutie patootie by redacted._.information July 14, 2023

Cutie patootie 

Someone so cute you want to squish them up and stick them in your pocket.

Chad is a cutie patootie.

Cutie patootie by Shulaman September 9, 2016

Patoka, Indiana 

The smallest town on planet earth. Has one blinking red light. Home to biggest meth problem on earth. Makes pretty babies. Once you're in, you never leave.

Jesus, was that Patoka, Indiana we just passed?!

Patoka, Indiana by kdeming1220 October 27, 2008

Hackney Patois 

The current speaking style favoured by London's urban yoof is heavily accented as well as typified by slang expressions. Hackney being an area of East London (in which I reside) which has the dubious honour of being the worst borough in Britain repeatedly. Please note that the slang described here is common throughout britian, and is an accent developed often by well spoken people to attain street cred.
The general Hackney Patois comes from a mash up of east london cockney, afro- carribbean, general chavspeak and Hip-Hop slang often attributed to British Asian yoof as popularised by Ali G.

The vocabulary is inextricably linked to cellular phone sms (text) messaging, and online instant messaging, where limited space and speed of texting required abbreviations (m8 - mate, l8r - later, etc.) So much that often the true spelling of words are forgotten. Predictive text messaging has reversed some language - e.g 'book' was used for 'cool' as that was easier to text is now being used in language.
The 'grime' music scene sees Hackney Patois at its core - see artists such as M.I.A and Lady Soverign

as overheard in Hackney patois....
"Put dat down - you iz not gonna get nuffin' "
"She luk at me like dat agen she gonna get sum licks, yea' "
" I dahn't wannit, its got peas in it, innit! "
" ya get me, bruv? "

Hackney Patois by GishGish December 24, 2007

pathy cathy 

Pathological Liar; Someone who fabricates fake information.

"Susan is such a pathy cathy! She told everyone that her mom was going to be on Oprah!"

pathy cathy by kdoyle January 15, 2008

Patongtong 

A males genitalia or a males dick/penis.

Man, we were walking in the mall and the guy who passed us smelled like a patongtong

Man that guy is such a patongtong face

Patongtong by The Old MSC Clan LOL August 22, 2007