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patoot 

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Watered-down word for butt.
He shoved money up the birds patoot.
patoot by RanmaSaotome May 12, 2006
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patootie • patoot • Patooter • Patooti • Patootoo • patooty • patootay • Patootie Bootie • Patootie cooties • Patootiepie

patoot 

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a jerk, an asshole,
hes a patoot no he is like 50 patoots
patoot by sam and noah October 24, 2009
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patoot 

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A floppy vagina.
When she sat on my couch, my living room ended up in her patoot!
patoot by Green Lantern of OA December 21, 2009
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Patoot 

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A product coming from the patootie. A more appropriate word for shit...acceptable in social media threads.
Because you know they didn’t take it. But, because you jumped on here acting like a “horses patoot”, you’re embarrassed that you have to backtrack and it’s a hard pill to swallow.
Patoot by Shaze5747 April 26, 2019
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Patoot 

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A petite toot
Person: " I heard her let out a fart earlier. It was so petite....it was...patoot."
Patoot by oneing April 8, 2017
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Cute patoot 

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When someone’s really adorable or cute (in looks or personality)
Can also be used as ”cutie patootie”
”Aww, you’re such a cute patoot!”
Cute patoot by ehr:) March 16, 2019
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square grouper

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Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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