Patey 

Somone who thinks that every wierd thing they do, everybody else has done that.

Have you ever shat on somone?
Haven't we all?
You're such a Patey!

Patey by TheNeutralChord October 15, 2021

Patey 

Extremely afraid of public transport (especially buses)

A: Want to walk or take the bus to town?
B: Walk; I am Patey!

Patey by James January 21, 2006

Patey 

To masturbate whilst on the toilet.

I’m going off for a Patey!

Patey by Insutionator September 17, 2021

Patey 

Someone who uses acronyms a lot.

They may misuse said acronyms.

The Patey, despite all this, is a very funny person.

'Geez man, what's with all the lol'ing and lmfao'ing? You are such a Patey.'

'You're so funny, you're a Patey dude'

'Hey, your acronyms are being used inappropriately. Stop being such a Patey- Its just not cool.'

Patey by Therealashes June 25, 2009

Logan patey 

Fortnite pro discord mod gamer

kills people

burns people

shoots kids

logan patey is that you? the pro discord mod fortnite gamer

Logan patey by penis penis penis peniser April 12, 2022

pagey 

When your finger pokes through the toilet paper.

took a shit yesterday and had a pagey

pagey by Dr. Facial October 9, 2021

Pudoo Patel

Pudoo Patel is the biggest legend on the Internet. Although he can't spell for shit, his catchphrase 'u r sayin wut u son of basterd bitch' will always crack you up, and help you when you are angry at someone. Trust me, it works 100% of the time.
He also works at Dell in India.

'Pudoo Patel, your* such an indian faggot'

'U r sayin wat u son of a basterd bitch etc'

*I purposely spelt it like this, as whoever dares insults the mighty Pudoo is a drooling moron

Pudoo Patel by theat0mic8unny April 5, 2013