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Somone who thinks that every wierd thing they do, everybody else has done that.
Have you ever shat on somone?
Haven't we all?
You're such a Patey!
Patey by TheNeutralChord October 15, 2021
Words you can keep
Extremely afraid of public transport (especially buses)
A: Want to walk or take the bus to town?
B: Walk; I am Patey!
Patey by James January 21, 2006
Related Words
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I’m going off for a Patey!
Patey by Insutionator September 17, 2021
Someone who uses acronyms a lot.

They may misuse said acronyms.

The Patey, despite all this, is a very funny person.
'Geez man, what's with all the lol'ing and lmfao'ing? You are such a Patey.'

'You're so funny, you're a Patey dude'

'Hey, your acronyms are being used inappropriately. Stop being such a Patey- Its just not cool.'
Patey by Therealashes June 25, 2009

Logan patey 

Fortnite pro discord mod gamer

kills people

burns people

shoots kids
logan patey is that you? the pro discord mod fortnite gamer
When your finger pokes through the toilet paper.
took a shit yesterday and had a pagey
pagey by Dr. Facial October 9, 2021

Pudoo Patel

Pudoo Patel is the biggest legend on the Internet. Although he can't spell for shit, his catchphrase 'u r sayin wut u son of basterd bitch' will always crack you up, and help you when you are angry at someone. Trust me, it works 100% of the time.
He also works at Dell in India.
'Pudoo Patel, your* such an indian faggot'

'U r sayin wat u son of a basterd bitch etc'

*I purposely spelt it like this, as whoever dares insults the mighty Pudoo is a drooling moron
Pudoo Patel by theat0mic8unny April 5, 2013
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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