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That dude patesh is great
patesh by DentruAwu November 22, 2021
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Jenna Marbles and Julien's dog. The youngest one. Will eat any vegetable if it's not an eggplant. Banged his brother once for a video, then 2 years later they got married.
ON November 9th, 2016 Cermet and Paesh got married.
Paesh by audreymish December 27, 2016
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one of the coolest kid and prob one of the good lookin indian kids, loves music, works on his hair more than he does homework, nice to pple, gets called guido even though hes not italian lol..
I wish all indians were like paresh..
Paresh by HAHAh lol July 1, 2009
one of the 3 major gods. Equivalent to Shiva.
a lucky god and distributor of luck, destroyer of evil.
My dad was such a paresh at the dance, he's the best chaperone ever.
paresh by jenna223 March 18, 2008
A cosmonaut who didn't return from an open space mission because his security cable disengaged and he was lost in space.
Check your equipment before stepping into the dark, unless you plan to become patashnik. A human shaped space junk.
patashnik by Cononymous Anward June 29, 2016
An incredibly good excuse for missing work. It does not have to be true or believable, as long it guarantees that you cannot get to work.
You had too much to drink on Tuesday, what was your patish on Wednesday?
This guy misses work so often, yet he always has a patish.
patish by RajeshZA July 21, 2016

patshole 

That guy made rude gestures to the visiting team as they took the field. He's a real patshole.
patshole by Newfmom January 22, 2017
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B)
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