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A patent that is complete shit
Dude1: have you seen that patent? Who the fuck would sell a lighter connected to a flashlight?!

Dude2: ya it was patshit !
patshit by Skydufas September 4, 2016
Words you can keep

Pashitick 

The combination of pathetic and shit the ultimate level of sub standard performance
Matt orfords performance was pashitick!
Pashitick by Fullstopltd June 12, 2011
Related Words

patchitive 

Very very amazing tiktoker. Best moot. 10/10
"hey are you following patchitive?"
"No"
"Fuck you"
/J
patchitive by ImGay179 November 3, 2021

Pat Shit 

The act of taking off all of your clothes before taking a shit. This typically occurs outdoors in the wild but can be simulated indoors for comfort as well. Typically takes place just before shitting ones pants.
Yo...why is that dude naked??

Don't mind him, he's just taking a Pat Shit.
Pat Shit by jbiddy4 December 16, 2016
pakshit; word used by pinoys (people from the Philippines) instead of just saying plain fuck or shit

pakshit; combination of the famous words 'fuck' and 'shit'

pak; fuck
shit; still shit
Example number one:
Joe: *drops his pen* pakshit!

Example number too:
Nina: *caught boy friend cheating* PAKSHIT KA CARL! (You're a 'pakshit', Carl!)
pakshit by sweet-urine July 2, 2007

Patchito 

Patchito is a annoying person and is kind of like the f word and b word as well as n word as one
shut up you patchito
Patchito by Patchito March 3, 2022

pantshittingly 

Adjective; can be used to describe how drunk one got the night before.
I got pantshittingly drunk last night and woke up in the morning smelling like shit and shame.
pantshittingly by derebeker June 7, 2011
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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