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An incredibly good excuse for missing work. It does not have to be true or believable, as long it guarantees that you cannot get to work.
You had too much to drink on Tuesday, what was your patish on Wednesday?
This guy misses work so often, yet he always has a patish.
patish by RajeshZA July 21, 2016
Words you can keep
similar to the word 'pft'. An expression used to show one doesnt give a crap.
"you SUCK" said Bill
"patish..." replied Frank
patish by chan-hanster April 3, 2009
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pronounced: pap-ee-show
(adjective) word used by west indians, to describe anything they deem nonsensical and/or illogical. 'papisho' can be used to describe people or circumstances. It is generally used in derogative situations, very similar to the term 'bullshit'.

(noun) a fool, jester. someone that cannot be taken seriously

(verb) to papisho someone or to take someone for papisho
to treat someone in a disrespectful manner, to make light or to make a fool of them.
That is pure papisho.
This is pure nonsense/ bullshit

You eh see that girl is a papisho?
Can't you see you can't take her seriously/she's a fool

who you trying to papisho?
Who are you trying to fool?
papisho by kunta A. October 23, 2011
Pratish , he is one of the most focking legend guy who ever existed. Knows how to have a good time and people love having him around. He is very generous, patient and kind, has a great sens of humour, and is always calm no matter the situation.
You are such a focking Pratish dude !!!

I wish i could be a Pratish.

He is such a Pratish , i would blow him any day.
Pratish by SexyShlong121 December 14, 2011
Short for patrician. Thoughtful, intelligent, or exhibiting good taste. The opposite of pleb. Popular on 4chan.

Sometimes used to literally refer to the Patrician class of Rome.
Bloom is patrish af

Gnosticism is the most patrish religion
Patrish by Donkey Rocinante January 4, 2017

pratishtha 

Extremely smart, loving and knowledgeable person. One of the most wonderful person you will ever meet in your life. Very rare though, she’s usually a very sweet person and is protective when it comes to her friends. Will make you a laugh a lot. Keep her in your life when she comes across you. You might regret leaving her.
Pratishtha means Prestige in English
pratishtha by huhahahahahaha October 17, 2013

Tom Parish 

Tom Parish: "Ted I've made a huge mistake, I have fumbled the bag"
Tom Parish by Tod2000AD March 14, 2022
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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