patish

An incredibly good excuse for missing work. It does not have to be true or believable, as long it guarantees that you cannot get to work.

You had too much to drink on Tuesday, what was your patish on Wednesday?
This guy misses work so often, yet he always has a patish.

by RajeshZA July 21, 2016

patish

similar to the word 'pft'. An expression used to show one doesnt give a crap.

"you SUCK" said Bill
"patish..." replied Frank

by chan-hanster April 3, 2009