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Patcha

A girl who is outgoing, patient, kinda, friendly and gentle.

When she falls in love, she loves hard.
Doesn't like it when people are loud, rude or disrespectful.
HUGE animal lover.

Consider it lucky when you find a lover like Patcha, she will take great care of you and shower you with endless love.

Get a Patcha in your life.

Although she can be tough at times, she does it out of love and respect, she believes you could do better and there's always room for improvements.

She's smart but lazy, however, when you put her to the test, you'll be surprised with the great mind she with-holds from everyone!
Wow, I need a Patcha in life!
by Queenie Mochi April 16, 2017
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Patcha galloop

Unfit child displaying or displaying acts of defiance
Your a patcha galloop
by Mr.Nice1231 May 9, 2018
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pacha

Me: "Hey Joe, your Mom sure is a pacha"
Joe: "Did it?"
by the yeaher April 21, 2023
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piece of patch

A phrase usually uttered by men, meaning "To get laid."
The "patch" refers to a woman's pubes.
As said by John Travolta's character in The General's Daughter: "Risking it all for a piece of patch."
by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky January 29, 2014
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beast patch

An isolated patch of hair found anywhere on the body. Most common areas include the hands, back, chest, and pubic area on an unkept person.
Check out the beast patches on Jim's hands. Those make him look like a werewolf.
Check out the beast patch on that broad's vagina. I'll bet that smells like godzilla's breath. Bitch needs a shave!
by sciflyer.25 September 15, 2010
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Patchy Twat

1. A skewbald or piebald (US paint) horse whose attitude to life is such that it causes those who encounter him to doubt the soundness of mind of the horse and indeed the owner/rider.

2. A complete bellend of a horse who appears to be offended by mediocrity, so his decision-making and antics ensure his lack of talent in his chosen discipline is masked by the chaos, comedy and damage caused to property and person.

3. Generally a shite eventer.
Insurance Claims person “So you hadn’t even left the yard and you expect me to believe that the horsebox just... fell apart?”

Owner “No. wait. The patchy twat took offence to the partition and galloped through the horsebox before he realised the front ramp wasn’t down.”

Insurance claim person. “Oh.... that’s fine. Claim approved. You probably should have mentioned that your horse is a patchy twat at the start of the call.”
by ShiteEventer December 12, 2020
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Steve Pachal

The act of using your own fecal matter as lube to masterbate in a public restroom.
I had to steve pachal before leaving the restaurant.
by #stevepachal June 7, 2016
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