patato sex
When you shove your entire hand with a patato strapped to your wrist and pushing it all the way up some ones asshole. (People do this usually because they are fucking freaks)
patato sex by Thiccer_dicker May 24, 2017
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Potato Sex
Potato sex is the act of having sex with someone who acts and moves like a potato. The cause of this is either the person is too large, and or too drunk to be accountable for the movement of their body. People who boast about what a great sex life they have, actually probably have potato sex.
She will not shut up about her sex life. I bet that bitch is "potato sex".
How was your date last night? It was great except for the "potato sex"
How was your date last night? It was great except for the "potato sex"
Potato Sex by Person.forever May 13, 2021
potato sex goddes
The only remaining potato sex goddess is known as Halley Rose Haynes.It contains a fairly large amount of swag and is the most beautiful creature known to man
potato sex goddes by mr.peepants November 24, 2013
Potato Sex
Def 1: The act of cloning ones self creating a second completely identical human. This definition for the word was said to of originated in the small suburbs of Newcastle Australia.
Def 2: A nick-name given to someone as a last resort.
Def 2: A nick-name given to someone as a last resort.
Def 1 E.g.
Dave: Dude, you ever thinking of having kids?
Karl: Idk, thinking about having a potato sex child.
Dave: Man! WTF?!?!?!
Def 2 E.g.
Kid 1: What nick-name are we gunna give that new kid?
Kid 2: Hmm, Im a bit messed up from that weed so I think we're gunna have to go with potato sex for now.
Dave: Dude, you ever thinking of having kids?
Karl: Idk, thinking about having a potato sex child.
Dave: Man! WTF?!?!?!
Def 2 E.g.
Kid 1: What nick-name are we gunna give that new kid?
Kid 2: Hmm, Im a bit messed up from that weed so I think we're gunna have to go with potato sex for now.
Potato Sex by OlderDave April 17, 2010
Sex Potato
where you heat a potato up in the micro wave for 3 min cut a hole in it rub butter on the inside and fuck it
Sex Potato by courtneybrady November 20, 2006
Sex Potato
A person who always wants to take and not give anything while in the act of having sex. This may be someone who forces his partner for a blowjob, handjob, or positions which requires no participation from this person (Like woman-on-top) and won't do the honor to satisfy his / her partner.
This comes from the popular word couch potato, basically describing someone who is lazy, sitting on the couch and watching TV (yes, without bothering to entertain the TV set once he's done)
This comes from the popular word couch potato, basically describing someone who is lazy, sitting on the couch and watching TV (yes, without bothering to entertain the TV set once he's done)
Kate: I left Joe 'coz he was such a sex potato, I was completely tired.
Mary: God, that must be like slavery! Glad you left him. Date an athlete this time
Mary: God, that must be like slavery! Glad you left him. Date an athlete this time
Sex Potato by troPunk June 12, 2010
sex potato
Someone who is totally inactive during sex usually causing frustration in the other partner for having to do all the work.
Craig: Dude! How was that chick you hooked up with last night?
Dude: Bad! Man she was hot, but when we got down to it she was a total sex potato! She just laid there!
Dude: Bad! Man she was hot, but when we got down to it she was a total sex potato! She just laid there!
sex potato by twirlinboy June 30, 2010
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