Patátasexual 

Noun. Patata(rymes with atlanta) sexual. Opposites homosexual, heterosexual.

Attractiveness to potatoes or ones self.
Love for your own butt.

"Dude you see that girl feeling herself?"
'I bet she's patátasexual.'

If you like the way you look that much... you are probably patátasexual. See love yourself

Patátasexual by Smhhhhhbihhh April 28, 2016

pastasexual 

adj -ly, -ler, -lest

1. Being romantically and/or physically attracted to or aroused by pasta

2. Foolish; stupid; idiotic; lame; etc..

n

1. A person who is romantically and/or physically attracted to or aroused by pasta

2. A person who is a flipping fool

John was being such a pastasexual because he ran out of gas in his car. Little did everyone know, he was also secretly attracted to linguini.

pastasexual by Irondp07andDrumnkyle July 20, 2020

potatosexual 

People who are strongly against other sexualities and resort to a passionate love with Potatos.

Hey honey, wanna come to my house?

Hell no Imma go fuck some potatos, bitch. I'm potatosexual.

potatosexual by Fishyboss November 22, 2011

Potatosexual 

People who indulge in sexual frivolity with potatoes

Woman: Do you want to have sex?

Man: No, sorry. I like potatoes.

Woman: So you're a potatosexual?

Man: Yes, yes I am. I am a person who indulges in sexual frivolity with potatoes

Woman: I have to go now..

Man: Alright you going to Danny's later?

Woman: Yes

Man: Will there be any potatoes?

Woman: I'm not sure

Man: I'll bring some just in case

Potatosexual by Mr.Fuzz October 18, 2008

Potatosexual 

When a person likes a potato a little bit more than your average person

You:"Damn that potato looks good enough to eat or more"
Friend:"That sounded a bit weird you might be a potatosexual

Potatosexual by Potate is watching September 23, 2017

Potatosexual 

When a person is deeply in love with the juicy tasty amazing plant that is a potato.

Adam: hey dude I think mark is potatosexual, I saw him doing things to the chips last night.

Dude: damn bruh

Potatosexual by TCPizza April 30, 2020

Potatosexual 

People who love potatoes especially big brown ones/ A person who likes pansexual people

Dude is there A thing with Bageths and Kukkuwa the potatosexual ?
Hell Yeaaa i saw em making out in the bushes

Potatosexual by Bagelaya August 15, 2023