pasturina

idk i just really wanted to do this n be noticed pasturina ain’t even a real fuckin word

pasturina, go fuck your self

by abby capps :)) January 19, 2021

Masturina

A beutiful girl using spec and braces. Cute, beautiful and gorgeous girl. She is queen.

Masturina ur so cute

by Shtrrttt June 17, 2017

Pasturbation

Obsessively romanticizing the past.

Mad Men is great TV, if you're into pasturbation.

by fraying August 31, 2010

david pastrnak

A god like NHL player that plays for the Boston Bruins. He will make your jockstrap hit the ceiling with his silky hands and has the best cellys in the league.

Hockey is my favorite sport after watching David Pastrnak weave three the entire team.

by Joe Kwong November 24, 2017

Pastrana Syndrome

Also known simply as insanity. This disorder is so named for action sports/motorsports legend Travis Pastrana for obvious reasons. Symptoms of this disorder vary and may include but are not limited to; the desire to backflip(sometimes multiple times at once) a motocross bike, the desire to jump a rally car 269 feet followed immediately by a backflip from six stories high into the Long Beach harbor, the desire to jump out of an airplane without a parachute on, and (successfully)duplicating Evel Knievel's infamous Caesar's Palace fountain jump.

My buddy tried to hit a double backflip on his bike, i think he has a legit case of Pastrana Syndrome!

by Nigel Bennett November 1, 2020

Piss Posturing

Piss Posturing = Personal Interest in Social Situations (PISS). Some people fake that they have a sincere personal interest towards one individual in front of others in a social situation. Imagine a CEO holding court at a work function dinner table asking questions of a new junior associate. In the case of Piss Posturing, BOTH the person showing the interest, and the person receiving the interest KNOW that the person showing the interest doesn't give a damn about the other person. It's purely a SHOW, a posturing, to show others how personable and humble the person showing the interest is.

The person being shown attention feels as if he/she is being PISSED ON, and both he and the other person know it. Down deep, despite smiles on the faces, the junior associate is thinking "You don't care about me, you're pissing all over me in front of these people and there's nothing I can do about it."

She's an annoying Piss Posturing socialite. She showed a lot of interest in me at the dinner table, but couldn't remember my name when we left the party.

by Chris Rickety Spritz March 24, 2017

Pasterino

A long note of troll text, with bad purposely bad grammar, usually written in the chats of Twitch.tv. Started by the viewers of "Imaqtpie", this has become really popular and is in pretty much every stream on Twitch.tv

"herro kutipy, me juan sanchez from mexicoland and i wak 50 mils eryday to watc you stream. evry dey i dream abut playing with you. pls mak me dream come tru. please no copy pasterino"

by Knight of Doge May 21, 2014