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Pastarazzi 

Foodie bloggers who insist on taking pictures of their meal at nice restaurants.
We would have enjoyed our meal if not for the Pastarazzi and their camera flash.
Pastarazzi by machaus December 30, 2007

pastriality 

A fetish where an individual engages in sexual intercouse with pastries, such as cakes, cupcakes, upside down cakes, and lemon cakes. People who practice pastriality typically refer to these pastries as fuckcakes.
"Osifer, get yur hands off o' me, pastriality ain't no crime. Nuthin' wrong with givin' a cake a good fuck."
pastriality by Audacious P October 15, 2008

Pestarian 

Someone who eats a mostly vegetarian diet but will supplement it with meat (or fish or insects) from regionally specific invasive or pest species.
Of or relating to the exclusion of non invasive or non pest sources of meat from the diet: "a pestarian restaurant".
Pestarian by Jessie Pestarian October 22, 2011

pastarama 

when all the restaurants in town serve only pasta
dude this pastarama is driving me nuts!
pastarama by dougnutholes September 13, 2010

postarianpoodle 

a person that looks at your boner
wow he's staring at my boner what a postarianpoodle
postarianpoodle by rough hammer September 16, 2016

pastorialnites 

1. When a clergyman or woman is unable to manage other aspects of their life due to being encumbered by the responsibilities of ministry.
2. Inability to manage other aspects of life due to being encumbered by the responsibilities of ministry.
3. Unable to make thoughtful decisions related to matters which are not specific to their ministry!

For example: He is suffering from acute pastorialnites!
I am suffering from acute pastorialnites today!
pastorialnites by grace4life May 14, 2019