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pasturnak 

1. Brutally mispronounced version of "bastard-ass."

see also: Pasternak, Boris-Russian Author
"What the fuck is a pastunak?"
pasturnak by Fathead Joe January 21, 2004
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Pasturbation 

Obsessively romanticizing the past.
Mad Men is great TV, if you're into pasturbation.
Pasturbation by fraying August 31, 2010

david pastrnak 

A god like NHL player that plays for the Boston Bruins. He will make your jockstrap hit the ceiling with his silky hands and has the best cellys in the league.
Hockey is my favorite sport after watching David Pastrnak weave three the entire team.
david pastrnak by Joe Kwong November 24, 2017

Pasternakian Narcolepsy 

The inability to stay awake when reading any work bu Boris Pasternak especially his most famous work Doctor Zhivago. More than 30% of High School students suffer from this condition without even knowing it. While narcolepsy is the main symptom. Other symptoms may include: Excessive amounts of drool, fatigue, eye pain, hallucinations, nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, and diarrhea. Suicide can also occur when combined with large amounts of alcohol. Those diagnosed with this condition should refrain from driving or using heavy machinery while reading the novel.
Guy 1: Hey man did you do the World Lit Homework last night.

Guy 2: What lit homework?

Guy 1: The Zhivago Homework.

Guy 2: Naah man, I can't. I have Pasternakian narcolepsy, I couldn't read it even if I wanted to.
Pasternakian Narcolepsy by tekboi94 February 22, 2011

pasturage 

1. To pasture
2. an area covered with grass or other plants used or suitable for the grazing of livestock; grassland.
3. grass or other plants for feeding livestock.
1. He has no rights of turbary or pasturage or anything of that kind
2. And who brings out the Pasturage and then makes it dark stubble. (Quran 87:4,5)
pasturage by MorbidReality May 5, 2020

pasturbating 

Masturbating to something good that has happened to you or a friend in the past.
1. "Dude, do you remember that one time I got laid?" "Yeah, I'm pasturbating right now!"
2. "Pasturbation really is the best, especially if it happened to you!"
pasturbating by Xaneth April 4, 2014

pasturbate 

verb,to preach about God constantly when no one wants to hear it. I was in a chat room and someone was preaching, calling everyone names and stuff all in the name of God. One of the chatters said he was pasturbating again.

Can't Ted do anything but pasturbate?
pasturbate by storm871 March 18, 2009
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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