pasturnak 

1. Brutally mispronounced version of "bastard-ass."

see also: Pasternak, Boris-Russian Author

"What the fuck is a pastunak?"

pasturnak by Fathead Joe January 21, 2004

Pasturbation 

Obsessively romanticizing the past.

Mad Men is great TV, if you're into pasturbation.

Pasturbation by fraying August 31, 2010

david pastrnak 

A god like NHL player that plays for the Boston Bruins. He will make your jockstrap hit the ceiling with his silky hands and has the best cellys in the league.

Hockey is my favorite sport after watching David Pastrnak weave three the entire team.

david pastrnak by Joe Kwong November 24, 2017

Pasternakian Narcolepsy 

The inability to stay awake when reading any work bu Boris Pasternak especially his most famous work Doctor Zhivago. More than 30% of High School students suffer from this condition without even knowing it. While narcolepsy is the main symptom. Other symptoms may include: Excessive amounts of drool, fatigue, eye pain, hallucinations, nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, and diarrhea. Suicide can also occur when combined with large amounts of alcohol. Those diagnosed with this condition should refrain from driving or using heavy machinery while reading the novel.

Guy 1: Hey man did you do the World Lit Homework last night.

Guy 2: What lit homework?

Guy 1: The Zhivago Homework.

Guy 2: Naah man, I can't. I have Pasternakian narcolepsy, I couldn't read it even if I wanted to.

Pasternakian Narcolepsy by tekboi94 February 22, 2011

pasturage 

1. To pasture
2. an area covered with grass or other plants used or suitable for the grazing of livestock; grassland.
3. grass or other plants for feeding livestock.

1. He has no rights of turbary or pasturage or anything of that kind
2. And who brings out the Pasturage and then makes it dark stubble. (Quran 87:4,5)

pasturage by MorbidReality May 5, 2020

pasturbating 

Masturbating to something good that has happened to you or a friend in the past.

1. "Dude, do you remember that one time I got laid?" "Yeah, I'm pasturbating right now!"
2. "Pasturbation really is the best, especially if it happened to you!"

pasturbating by Xaneth April 4, 2014

pasturbate 

verb,to preach about God constantly when no one wants to hear it. I was in a chat room and someone was preaching, calling everyone names and stuff all in the name of God. One of the chatters said he was pasturbating again.

Can't Ted do anything but pasturbate?

pasturbate by storm871 March 18, 2009