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pasote

A badass Mexican Motherfucker. Suave, full of machismo, and easy on the eyes.

A man, especially one who is notably virile and sexually active.
Fidel, you're one hot fuckin pasote. Pass me a Bud Lite, fag.
by The Shank April 8, 2008
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Sculpting Paste

Also known as "Flexible Paste", it is something you put in your hair to get that lift a.k.a. them waves. Mainly used by Justin Bieber wannabees.

It is also part of one's daily beauty routine: Nails. Makeup. Sculpting paste. In that order.
*Chief walks in room*

Chief: "Ayo you all natural today?!"
Me: "Nah G I got my sculpting paste on."
Chief: "Ayyyyyyy, do the hair flip!"
Me: *does hair flip*
Me and Chief: "Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!"
by Lead Bud 123 May 10, 2021
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Dude Paste

Like tooth paste it is a semi-liquid. A term which refers to male semen, but mainly when ejaculated into the mouth.
Dentist Says:
1. Floss 1x Daily
2. Brush Teeth
3. Rinse teeth with dude paste daily.

John: Aye girl, wanna give me some head and I'll give you my dude paste?
Amber: Well, I do love dude paste.
by bryri February 27, 2010
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pastebin

A tool used by skids from a hacker forums or from twitter to find scripts to use to hit people offline.

Usually used by twitter skids for finding DDoS scripts.
Hacker1: You see any good scripts on pastebin?

Hacker2: Nothing powerful that I found.
by speakersamuel January 21, 2017
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pastede on

Origins: the infamous Crystalwank of FandomWank.

A popular internet catchphrase used to sarcastically denote obvious falseness or lying.

The full original quote, "MY HED IS PASTED ON YAY", comes from the above FandomWank thread wherein a LiveJournal user named Crystal attempted to convince her readers that she was real-life friends with a cast member of the Lord of the Rings films by making very obvious photo-manipulations of the actors in various poses in her room. These photos were quite clearly pictures of the actor's heads transposed onto different bodies.

The thread became monstrous in a very short time, eventually receiving over 13,000 comments. In the course of the thread, a commenter remarked that one of Crystal's photos wore a look of 'OmG my head iz PASTEDE ON YAY!!1111!!' The remark quickly spread across the Internet, where it was adopted and adapted. This FandomWank thread, especially the "pastede on" comment, is considered something of a Holy Grail of internet slang.

See also pastede, my hed is pastede on, yay.
Since the initial wank, anything may be regarded as "pastede on yay". A bad writer can be accused of having his/her spelling (or grammar, or ideas) "pastede on yay!" A fruity drink that does not taste particularly fruity might be said to have its "fruitiness pastede on yay!"
by LadySphinx November 26, 2004
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Sky Paste

Yogurt that is consumed above FL 18000 in an airplane.
"Are you going to eat your sky paste?" "Not until we get above flight level 18000."
by obiwankepwni November 15, 2021
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PROMAC&PASTEL

WHEN YOU EAT SO MUCH MAC & CHEESE YOU SHIT MULTI COLOR NOODLES LIKE A PRO! THATS THE PROMAC&PASTEL
I LOVE TO SHIT MULTI COLOR NOODLES THEIR FOR I AM A PROMAC&PASTEL
by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 6, 2011
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