Top definition
Pasted is the state of consciousness when an individual is so stoned that they are literally unable to move, finding themselves pasted to the couch or their attention pasted to some form of entertainment like a movie, or a long series of Youtube videos.
I was so pasted last night I watched all of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia season 4.
by Vicarelli December 01, 2009
Get the mug
Get a pasted mug for your Uncle José.
Very drunk, having come close to one's tolerance for alcohol and thus behaving in a rather uninhibited manner. Similar to and possibly a variation of "wasted".
Man, at the keg party last night, she got so pasted
by bikehorn6 October 10, 2005
Get the mug
Get a pasted mug for your dad Vivek.
To solidly strike, injure, and/or defeat somebody or something.
Pretty much anyone who stands in front of a moving train is gonna get pasted real bad.
by Gutter Monkey April 22, 2006
Get the mug
Get a pasted mug for your grandma Julia.
When one is high from pasting, which is the art of putting toothpaste (preferably Crest) on one's nipples. Thus, causing that person to become extremely high.
Dude, did you see kevin getting putting that toothpaste on his nips?
Yeah, he should probably put tape of them to make sure he gets pasted.
by ptpost May 08, 2012
Get the mug
Get a Pasted mug for your sister-in-law Beatrix.
A girl/boy that is just butt ugly with no redeeming features. See also butters
wow man ant mcpartlan is just so pasted!
by W-UNIT October 04, 2003
Get the mug
Get a pasted mug for your papa Manafort.