pastey
damn, her legs be so pastey that I have to wear UV sunglasses whenever I get within a 5 mile radius.
pastey by hydrogenated December 12, 2005
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pastey
pastey by andy Viet G style July 29, 2008
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Pastey
Refers directly to skin colour. Of a hue somewhat unusual or odd. White or dough white. Sometimes mentioned in concern with ill health or lack of sunlight. Origin unknown but in common use in both Lancashire and parts of Yorkshire.
Pastey by Professor Dhoom April 30, 2022
Pastey nigga
Pastey nigga by Yolo swag titties September 16, 2014
pastey cracker
pastey cracker by unknown person #953 May 17, 2017
pastey gangster
A drunk night at a party, followed by Jack in the Box or Taco Bell, which causes a pastey crust to form around your butthole which you can't wipe off unless you have baby wipes.
pastey gangster by BT Cruiser November 20, 2007
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A)
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B)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
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