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being so white that you reflect light or temporarily blind people.

damn, her legs be so pastey that I have to wear UV sunglasses whenever I get within a 5 mile radius.

pastey by hydrogenated December 12, 2005

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pastey

usually a pale, skinny, long shaggy haired, crackhead.
skin tone is very abnormal, looks high 24/7.

man thats your boyfriend? he looks like some pastey dude from upstate.

pastey by andy Viet G style July 29, 2008

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Pastey

to be nasty.

Person 1: "i really like Josh"

Person 2: "eww thats pastey."

Pastey by Lilygee December 29, 2008

Pastey

Refers directly to skin colour. Of a hue somewhat unusual or odd. White or dough white. Sometimes mentioned in concern with ill health or lack of sunlight. Origin unknown but in common use in both Lancashire and parts of Yorkshire.

They'res look pastey.Best get out while sun is.

Pastey by Professor Dhoom April 30, 2022

Pastey nigga

When white guys try to be black

" Ethan Brett is the official pastey nigga"

Pastey nigga by Yolo swag titties September 16, 2014

pastey cracker

someone so white that u cant even explain it

person 1: did u see that new kid gaege today?
person 2: yah! he was such a pastey cracker!!

pastey cracker by unknown person #953 May 17, 2017

pastey gangster

A drunk night at a party, followed by Jack in the Box or Taco Bell, which causes a pastey crust to form around your butthole which you can't wipe off unless you have baby wipes.

I ate so much crap that I have a pastey gangster.

pastey gangster by BT Cruiser November 20, 2007

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026