Refers directly to skin colour. Of a hue somewhat unusual or odd. White or dough white. Sometimes mentioned in concern with ill health or lack of sunlight. Origin unknown but in common use in both Lancashire and parts of Yorkshire.

They'res look pastey.Best get out while sun is.

Pastey by Professor Dhoom April 30, 2022

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Pastey nigga

When white guys try to be black

" Ethan Brett is the official pastey nigga"

Pastey nigga by Yolo swag titties September 16, 2014

pastey cracker

someone so white that u cant even explain it

person 1: did u see that new kid gaege today?
person 2: yah! he was such a pastey cracker!!

pastey cracker by unknown person #953 May 17, 2017

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pastey gangster

A drunk night at a party, followed by Jack in the Box or Taco Bell, which causes a pastey crust to form around your butthole which you can't wipe off unless you have baby wipes.

I ate so much crap that I have a pastey gangster.

pastey gangster by BT Cruiser November 20, 2007

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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