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paste-eater 

Someone who was not very bright as a youth in school.
You can't expect him to know that; he was a paste-eater.
paste-eater by KilgoreTrout May 26, 2005
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paste-eater 

another term for a geek, nerd, dweeb. Someone who does not fit in.
Refers to the kind of kid who got in trouble for eating paste in preschool activities.
Watching Star Trek reruns is for paste- eaters.
paste-eater by handyman February 11, 2004
Word of the Day on May 24, 2005

paste-eater 

see him over there he eats paste
paste-eater by lucki May 27, 2005

paste-eater 

A person that swallows "the paste" when performing fellatio
So she's not the cutest but hey, she's a real paste-eater.
paste-eater by flyingtiger May 27, 2005

paste-eater 

Someone refined in the art of inserting his/her finger in the nostril and munching on the contents.
Ralph Wiggim is such a paste-eater.
paste-eater by Pub O'Brien May 26, 2005

paste eater 

1) An insult, someone who would have eaten paste when they were a kid.

2) Any one who can't eat solid food.
i.e. babies, guy with a broken jaw

3) Jesse Borges
1) Ahw man, don't invite Karl, that guys a fucking paste eater.

2) Want some more strained carrots paste eater?
paste eater by zoloft zantac March 28, 2004

Paste Eater 

an individual that likes and consumes something just because it’s popular and is liked and praised by everyone else.
“Did you see that stupid anime skin that dude is wearing on mw2 2022? “

“Yeah he even bought the battle pass that dude is such a fucking *paste eater*”
Paste Eater by DocNocturnal April 14, 2023
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