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Party City

A god-forsaken, festering shithole of a place to work, where starting pay is laughable, raises might as well be nonexistent, and the most dedicated employees last a month, tops. Hordes of young black women with purses that resemble gym bags and roving bands of the swishiest gay black guys you've ever seen in your life steal nonstop from this place. Just about every customer is a loathsome, submoronic piece of shit, and at the end of the night, you feel like killing yourself.
Life is cold hard shit, and working at Party City proves it.
by Aunt Mabel February 28, 2009
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Party City

When having sex with a girl, the girl must wear a mask of her father and if her father is dead she has to wear a skeleton mask.
Girl: Lets do something kinky!

Guy: Are you up for the party city?
by Dan, Giorgio, Yuri March 28, 2005
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party city brick

an ejaculated-on stack of party city costume catalogs to the point it is a solid stone slab of dried semen
John: Why do you have a brick under your bed and why is it white?
Danny: It's my party city brick bro
by sackTN December 25, 2021
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party city wig

Refers to a drag queen's low quality wig. Very similar to the shine and texture of "My Little Pony's" mane and tail hair. Most likely purchased at the costume store 'Party City'.

May also be used with the phrase Pucci.
Look at that mess of a queen over there with that party city wig!

That's a shame.
by Allison January 4, 2005
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Panama City Pool Party

When you take a poop in a toilet and proceed to jerk off and ejaculate in the same toilet before flushing.
Bro 1:Dude i just went to drain the tank in your bathroom, but there is a Panama City Pool Party going on in there!!

Bro 2: aww man I musta forgot to flush during my pre party ritual!

Bro 1: yeah man I turned the fan on cuz that bathroom was smelling like straight Jankem bro
by Mista krabs March 20, 2020
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Junction City Tea Party

A sexual act involving multiple males (often closeted homosexuals) wherein one person tea bags another and the tea bagging continues in a sequential fashion, whereby after being tea bagged, one is then required to tea bag the person to their immediate right. This perverse act is rumored to have originated in Junction City, Kansas, when a number of obese men with prodigious amounts of pubic hair were observed engaging in a steamy tea bagging fest behind a shitty Korean restaurant in the 100 degree heat. Later participants of JCTPs began applying white powder to their pubes to highlight the tea party theme some time in the mid 1990s.
Closeted Homo#1: "Hey Johnson, you know we're havin' a Junction City Tea Party at my place tonight,you cumming?"

Johnson: "Fuck yeah!!! Powderin' up my nad bag right now Beeeeyotch!"
by Kansan17 August 18, 2013
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Jersey City Patty Press

When you stomp a shit in between someone's teeth.
Did you hear what happened to Zade? They gave him a Jersey City Patty Press
by Hypofox April 8, 2024
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