Allison's definitions

eternal virgin

A jinx brought on by watching all three "Lord of the Rings" movies IN A ROW.

Common trait in those who are between the ages of 14 and 20 that still play Magic: the Gathering and watch Yu-Gi-Oh.

by Allison January 4, 2005

step out

Back off.

You need to step out of here before I get up in yo' face. (HA!)

by Allison September 25, 2003

facial

Applying beauty supplies to one's face mainly done at a salon.

I'm going to get a facial done at The Red Door Salon later this afternoon.

by Allison December 22, 2003

screep

sketchy + creep, a person (generally a man) who is a weirdo and usually a prick or ass

"wow, that screep over there just tried to grab my ass.."

by allison April 10, 2005

The Postal Service

An indie band, with the same lead singer as Death Cab for Cutie, with excellent beats, catchy songs, and crafty lyrics.

I just listened to the postal service, and now I am totally addicted.

by allison July 28, 2004

Lamorinda

A place that emcompasses Moraga, Layfayette, and Orinda CA. The kids from Lamorinda are spoiled brats who often drive SUVS to get to a school less than 5 minutes away. The local hangout is Jack in the Box. Lamorinda kids have been known to have keggers in the middle of a feild at Burton Valley Elementary.

The kids from Lamorinda are so ghetto, there is probably less than 20 africans in the community.

by Allison April 12, 2005

Mistress

A woman other than his wife with whom a married man has an ongoing sexual relationship

by Allison July 15, 2003