Allison's definitions

eternal virgin

A jinx brought on by watching all three "Lord of the Rings" movies IN A ROW.

Common trait in those who are between the ages of 14 and 20 that still play Magic: the Gathering and watch Yu-Gi-Oh.

by Allison January 4, 2005

screep

sketchy + creep, a person (generally a man) who is a weirdo and usually a prick or ass

"wow, that screep over there just tried to grab my ass.."

by allison April 10, 2005

Mississippi

The most boring and torturing place on this universe aside from hell.

Allison-I would rather die than live in Mississippi.
Kim-Fa sho my nigga!!Mississippi sux!

by Allison August 29, 2004

Kirp

the tip of a man's penis.

"dude you stepped on my kirp!"

by allison September 8, 2004

facial

Applying beauty supplies to one's face mainly done at a salon.

I'm going to get a facial done at The Red Door Salon later this afternoon.

by Allison December 22, 2003

step out

Back off.

You need to step out of here before I get up in yo' face. (HA!)

by Allison September 25, 2003

mis

It stands for male incapability syndrome. It's that men have a reduced mental capacity that warps their perception of reality and ability to reason. They have a terribly deluded sense of self-importance, which makes it very difficult for them to interact with more intelligent life-forms. Men are simply not as evolved as women.

On my way to the party I was preparing myself for the interaction with the mis that would be there.

by Allison October 10, 2004