Allison's definitions

facial

Applying beauty supplies to one's face mainly done at a salon.

I'm going to get a facial done at The Red Door Salon later this afternoon.

by Allison December 22, 2003

eternal virgin

A jinx brought on by watching all three "Lord of the Rings" movies IN A ROW.

Common trait in those who are between the ages of 14 and 20 that still play Magic: the Gathering and watch Yu-Gi-Oh.

by Allison January 4, 2005

screep

sketchy + creep, a person (generally a man) who is a weirdo and usually a prick or ass

"wow, that screep over there just tried to grab my ass.."

by allison April 10, 2005

mis

It stands for male incapability syndrome. It's that men have a reduced mental capacity that warps their perception of reality and ability to reason. They have a terribly deluded sense of self-importance, which makes it very difficult for them to interact with more intelligent life-forms. Men are simply not as evolved as women.

On my way to the party I was preparing myself for the interaction with the mis that would be there.

by Allison October 10, 2004

Mississippi

The most boring and torturing place on this universe aside from hell.

Allison-I would rather die than live in Mississippi.
Kim-Fa sho my nigga!!Mississippi sux!

by Allison August 29, 2004

blondes

People who are very underrated.Blondes are no dumber than any other hair color.

Yes I am a blonde.Gotta a problem with that?

by Allison August 30, 2004

def

short for definetly...

"that is most def the best damn thing i ever saw"

by Allison September 24, 2004