Allison's definitions

yert

when a student lives on residence in university and does not even put on a new change of clothes from the ones that they slept in. this can include flip flops in the middle of the winter and plaid/flannel pants

Her outfit is so yert.

by Allison July 28, 2004

yo

a way to say hey but way cooler

"yo, man! whats up?"

by Allison September 24, 2004

waffcool

Someone who is obbsessed with waffles.

Yo nigga why you such a waffcool?

by Allison August 29, 2004

blonde

A hair color. Many blondes are known to be too wrppped up in their bodies to pay attention to anything. This causes the blonde jokes.

Two blondes were trying to unlok their car with a hair pin when one shouted, "Hurry! It's starting to rain and the top is down!"

by allison April 9, 2004

Wedding Porn

Magazines, websites, and planning books related to throwing a wedding that are concealed from the unwitting intended groom, lest he freak out.

My boyfriend is coming down for the weekend; I'd better stash the wedding porn under the bed.

by Allison January 3, 2004

land grab

v. The amount of skin a drunk woman will allow a man to grope before she feels he has "gone too far".

I made out with Sheila at the bar, and it turned into a land grab, but she stopped me before I could get in her pants.

by allison March 23, 2004

vladomir

the head of the chess team who plays magic cards and wears shirts with collars and "raps" all the time

"ewww that guy is such a vladimir!"

by allison November 12, 2004