Allison's definitions

lalaland

whatthefuck!omg niggaareyouinnnnlalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalaland???WHY??IDIOT WHY???

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by Allison September 10, 2004

spurned

well you see as me and my friend michelle were reading in our religion books it said... > jesus was spurned and critisized and then we did so good ole research and asked her mom her mom told us like dissed .... hmm neato soo spurned is another word for dissed!

michele: yo yo yo sup my home nugget¿
Allison: Holla! nm wah chew up ta!?¿
Michelle: notin!
Allison: thias convo aint goin anywhere buh you got spurned!

by Allison February 28, 2005

Wedding Porn

Magazines, websites, and planning books related to throwing a wedding that are concealed from the unwitting intended groom, lest he freak out.

My boyfriend is coming down for the weekend; I'd better stash the wedding porn under the bed.

by Allison January 3, 2004

def

short for definetly...

"that is most def the best damn thing i ever saw"

by Allison September 24, 2004

party city wig

Refers to a drag queen's low quality wig. Very similar to the shine and texture of "My Little Pony's" mane and tail hair. Most likely purchased at the costume store 'Party City'.

May also be used with the phrase Pucci.

Look at that mess of a queen over there with that party city wig!

That's a shame.

by Allison January 4, 2005

blondes

People who are very underrated.Blondes are no dumber than any other hair color.

Yes I am a blonde.Gotta a problem with that?

by Allison August 30, 2004

Signs of sexual frustration

how to tell if someone you know is angry with sex or lack of sex.

"Peeling labels off bottles is a form of sexual frustration."

by allison December 5, 2003