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partitude

Party attitude; the attitude one should bring to a party.
Ex: I know it's finals week, but everyone needs to bring their partitude to the blowout on Saturday.

Ex: Kendra, Lauren, and Paige were the only ones who actually brought their partitude on Friday. Everyone else still hadn't gotten past the stress and tiredness from their weeks, and weren't that much fun.
by Marleyandme! April 27, 2019
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fartitude

strength of sphincter and mind that allow one to hold his or her flatulence in
Laura Bush: How was your lunch, dear?
GWB: It was the best Tex-mex I had in a while. The refried beans were outta this world. I must have had three servings!
Laura Bush: here are some beanos for you darling. We'll be spending the afternoon with the Putins, you know...
GWB: You take me for an old fart? dont need them beanos!
Laura Bush: I admire your fartitude, Mr President
by Mr. U-be-U May 25, 2008
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pititude

when you pity someone so much that the feeling is accompanied by sheer gratitude that you're not them
John is a devastating character with no chat; he is basically a pititude case.

Did you see the guy eating on his own in the restaurant? Pititude.
by James Light August 21, 2007
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Pervitude

The aptitude an individual has for performing or acting upon perverted deeds.
The cat girl I was chatting with told me about her fetishes, she had an uncanny pervitude.
by Giermo July 4, 2011
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Practitude

I Practitude daily.
by Expect Greatness February 11, 2020
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fartitude

A state of mind in which one farts in public without caring if anyone around them hears it.
Danny showed some serious Fartitude by loudly dropping ass in the middle of church.
by mr soybot January 24, 2007
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Plattitude

The attitude or mindset that girls develop when at a school which has a poor student body ratio, such as 4:1 guys to girls, and the town is boring. This is especially prevalent at University of Wisconsin Platteville
I tried sayin hi to that girl over there... but she wouldn't even give me the time of day.

Yea.... shes got the plattitude
by PilotX1 May 12, 2007
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