pititude 

when you pity someone so much that the feeling is accompanied by sheer gratitude that you're not them

John is a devastating character with no chat; he is basically a pititude case.

Did you see the guy eating on his own in the restaurant? Pititude.

pititude by James Light August 21, 2007

pieitude 

The attitude you get when there might not be pie

"Dad had a pieitude when he found out there might not be Apple pie for dinner."

pieitude by waffels December 25, 2013

Patitude 

Attitude specifically concentrated outward towards a group or individual by someone named Pat. Patitude is characterized by sudden outbursts of annoyance, rage, or emotional discontent with no prior inkling that there were any such feelings brewing. Patitude is often without rhyme or reason and can leave the group or individual to whom the patitude was directed feeling bewildered.

-Yo I called Pat to see if he wanted to chill while I was in town and when he answered the phone he gave me some serious Patitude. I dont know what happened

Patitude by XBeardcoreX October 28, 2010

patitude 

attitude that consists of extreme sass, huffiness, touchiness, and often smart-ass responses. A hybrid between a temper tantrum, a diva-like rant, and a pre-throwdown litany of profanity.

When James started complaining about the air conditioning in the car, claiming it was making his contacts dry out and his joints stiff, and repetitively asked that everything go his way, we told him to cut the patitude.

patitude by kirstenruleslikewhoa May 8, 2005

putitude 

the attitude you have when you are in puberty

Don't show me that putitude!

putitude by :usernotfound: September 15, 2022

Pivitude 

Short for “Pi Servitude.” When fellow numerical constants and numerals are expected to posture to or serve the number π if they want to associate with or get closer to her.

Like a pampered cat, pi demands nothing but pivitude from those trying to court or seduce her.

Pivitude by Numerati January 23, 2025