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strength of sphincter and mind that allow one to hold his or her flatulence in
Laura Bush: How was your lunch, dear?
GWB: It was the best Tex-mex I had in a while. The refried beans were outta this world. I must have had three servings!
Laura Bush: here are some beanos for you darling. We'll be spending the afternoon with the Putins, you know...
GWB: You take me for an old fart? dont need them beanos!
Laura Bush: I admire your fartitude, Mr President
by Mr. U-be-U May 25, 2008
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A state of mind in which one farts in public without caring if anyone around them hears it.
Danny showed some serious Fartitude by loudly dropping ass in the middle of church.
by mr soybot January 21, 2007
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Somebody who pushes their farts out as loud as possible hoping to cause misery and suffering
Eeeeew, I'm not getting in the elevator with him, he has "fartitude"

I hate sharing a bed with someone who has "fartitude"
by Beckrocks April 11, 2016
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the measurement of how far and at what angle the fart is spreaded out.
Like oh my gosh, your fartitude is like out of this world.

Your fartitude is 10 m.
by fartitudegalfran May 06, 2010
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