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strength of sphincter and mind that allow one to hold his or her flatulence in

Laura Bush: How was your lunch, dear?
GWB: It was the best Tex-mex I had in a while. The refried beans were outta this world. I must have had three servings!
Laura Bush: here are some beanos for you darling. We'll be spending the afternoon with the Putins, you know...
GWB: You take me for an old fart? dont need them beanos!
Laura Bush: I admire your fartitude, Mr President

fartitude by Mr. U-be-U May 25, 2008

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fartitude

A state of mind in which one farts in public without caring if anyone around them hears it.

Danny showed some serious Fartitude by loudly dropping ass in the middle of church.

fartitude by mr soybot January 24, 2007

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Fartitude

Somebody who pushes their farts out as loud as possible hoping to cause misery and suffering

Eeeeew, I'm not getting in the elevator with him, he has "fartitude"

I hate sharing a bed with someone who has "fartitude"

Fartitude by Beckrocks April 11, 2016

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fartitude

the measurement of how far and at what angle the fart is spreaded out.

Like oh my gosh, your fartitude is like out of this world.

Your fartitude is 10 m.

fartitude by fartitudegalfran May 7, 2010

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Rectal Fortitude

The ability to avoid having a bowel movement at any particular moment.

The president lacked the rectal fortitude to not have a giant bowel movement in the swimming pool.

Rectal Fortitude by Summer of Chris August 14, 2019

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Farticide

Death as a result of being exposed to farts.

Disgusted with life, he stuffed his gut with pork and beans, locked himself into a telephone booth, and committed farticide in front of a horrified crowd.

Farticide by mochicho March 8, 2009

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fartitus

When a person become stricken with an abundance of uncontrollable and excessive farting.

Don't go near Maureen, she has a bad case of fartitus!

fartitus by samlap June 26, 2008

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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