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Excesivly spoiling your child, relative, or loved one. To the point that the person can just spend their time doing whatever they want.

You bought your kid an xbox and a wii; Your totally parising them.

Stop parising your sister and make her get a job.

parising by Oncomingstorm7 December 15, 2008

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Parksing

Slurping on your boss' nut until you get that cantaloupe juice, or until Joe buys you a house.

Yo, did you hear about the dude from Fyre fest Parksing to get some water bottles? Shit is wild fam

Parksing by Joseph Buddens Jr May 21, 2021

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Pariging

One of the best Hunter x Hunter ships. A combined word from the names of Pariston and Ging. The sexual tension between those two is fatter than Hisoka's ass.

Person A: "I ship Pariging!"

Person B: "That's so sexc of you."

Pariging by proudgingfucker69 January 15, 2021

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PARISSING

A female who thinks she is so fine,she parades around with alot of attitude like Paris Hilton

"Check her out parissing her ass down the street"

PARISSING by m16steve March 18, 2008

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Praising others kink

It's when a submissive or a dominant gets turned on by praising others.

"David loved praising his girlfriend due to his praising others kink"

Praising others kink by Glitch_bitch February 14, 2021

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Prisingenuity

A knack for McGyver-like improvisation of tools using the scarce resources available in a prison environment.

"Wow, that's cool how you figured out how to make disposable one-hitters out of ferrules, so we can flush them after each session and not have to keep anything around that could be found if they shake us down."
"Once again, my prisingenuity saves the day."

Prisingenuity by Tochterlieber June 30, 2012

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parsing

(Verb) 1. A lull in conversation (usually conference calls, video chats, or other group meeting scenarios) due to technical difficulties.

2. An excuse from participating in unsavory recreational activities that are technologically driven.

Sorry for parsing just now, IT doesn’t have their shit together.

No Denise, I can’t spotify and sidehug because my (insert technical device here) is parsing.

parsing by Tricountytreecare April 18, 2019

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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