Paren 

A small, jittering ape. Sighted somewhere in Nevada,This strange primate can be found holding a copy of wii sports close at hand. when attempting to take the game, he started pointing at the sky and screaming. When listening close it almost sounds like he’s saying “Penis cloud! PENIS CLOUD!” But this cannot be confirmed for sure. Nobody knows how or when this creature got a copy of wii sports, or when it first appeared. But it is said to roam at night, and if you do encounter it do not approach it. It is considered very dangerous.

Person: hey it’s paren

Other person: woah you shouldn’t get near him

Paren: penis cloud!

Paren by Falcon worshipper March 17, 2022

paren 

me

im paren

paren by parenuwu March 17, 2022

Paren't 

The absence of a parent or carer, used often when parents get divorced.

Guy1: whoah man why so sad?
Guy2: my dad left us and my mom just died
Guy1: oh that's awful. it's so sad to get a paren't

Paren't by thisissosadalexaplaydespacito March 26, 2019

Millhouse Parents 

When a romantically-linked couple could easily pass for brother and sister.

An individual who chooses to date someone who shares their physical characters is worthy of ridicule as they are presumably guilty of narcissism (at best) or incest (at worst).

Can work as well for homosexual couples who bear a familial resemblance, prompting assumptions that they are brother and brother, or sister and sister.

Origin: From the Simpsons, Bart's long-suffering sidekick Millhouse Van Houten has similar blue hair, thick eye brows, and large glasses as both his mother and father. Additionally, it is possible given Millhouse's poor judgement that his parents do in fact share the same genealogy.

From "The Simpsons: Season 22, episode 3 entitled: MoneyBart (2010)
Bart has provoked his noted-feminist sister Lisa with dismissive terms such as "Honey Pie" and "Tootsie Pop". Prompting Nelson to interject with the following:

Nelson Muntz: Hey, get a room, you two.
Lisa Simpson: We're brother and sister.
Milhouse Van Houten: So are my parents ... I think.

Concerned friend #1: Do you think Matt's girlfriend kind of looks the same as him? I mean, they're the same height, same hair color, they even laugh at the same jokes...

Concerned friend #2: Oh yeah! Total Millhouse Parents.

Millhouse Parents by Piperdad June 23, 2012

parentplayer 

Any child that plays one parent against the other one to get what they want.

The parentplayer smiled after getting a new lap-top from mom and a new play-station from dad.

parentplayer by jpg3 November 30, 2014

parent issues 

When you have shitty parents leading you to have mommy and daddy issues. Unfortunately for you, you had to stay with one regardless of how incapable they were of caring for you. You often wonder what will become of you but if you stop and think for a bit then you'll realize that their bitch asses could have made you biologically but not psychologically. Show em what they're missing!

Mom: I'm going to a party for Christmas, don't know where you're going...
Spawn: .....oh, well I didn't have any plans but I guess I'll just stay here and study...
Dad: (Non-existent)
(Poor kid has parent issues)

parent issues by Unjustlybroken November 22, 2017

Entitled Parent

A Parent(97% of the time is a mother and can also be referred to as Karen ) who treats their child LIKE THE SECOND COMING OF JESUS. They will literally do anything to make life hell for anyone else just for their "Precious Little Angel " whether it's letting them do whatever they want in public places with no consequence, or will literally try to steal other peoples property like Peoples Pets or Backpacks or bikes E.T.C. But when the authorities come they will try to lie and cheat their way out of a sticky situation. They can be seen driving Minivans/SUVs(Preferably Kia) with their children in tow. They can be found at places like Coffee shops, Fast Food Places, Public Playground, Dog Parks and literally anywhere else where kids would be. They generally live in the upper-middle-class suburbs and carry Gucci or Louis Vuitton Handbags and Glasses. To hear some of these stories check out r/entitledparents on Reddit.

Entitled Parent: YOU THERE My child really likes your dog
Person: Oh thank you
Entitled parent: YOU WILL GIVE ME THIS DOG OR ELSE I WILL TAKE YOU TO COURT FOR THEFT OF PROPERTY!
Person: But this is my dog who is microchipped under my name.
Entitled parent: I DONT CARE! (tries to steal the leash but horribly misses)
Person: (Does the smart thing and runs away)

Entitled Parent by BeastlyHawk May 9, 2019