Paren't 

The absence of a parent or carer, used often when parents get divorced.

Guy1: whoah man why so sad?
Guy2: my dad left us and my mom just died
Guy1: oh that's awful. it's so sad to get a paren't

Paren't by thisissosadalexaplaydespacito March 26, 2019

Parent Television Council 

A bunch of goody two shoe arseholes who believe it's a better choice to watch after other children when instead, they should be watching their own.

They're globally known as "attention whores" and "giant cry babies"

They also believe in the fact that the world will be balanced, if there were only G - Rated shows on TV. If that was the case, teenagers would ultimately die from boredness.

The point is, PTC is nothing but a bunch of selfish adults, who believe that Television will kill the minds of ANYONE. If they read this, they would waste their valuable time tracking my ass down, and direct me to the Police because I was "cyber bullying".

This is nothing but the truth.

"Two Lesbians Kiss"

- Parent Television Council:
OmG!! ChIlD PoWrnNN!!!!

We ShOulD rEpoRt It TwO thA PoLicE!!

/start of controversy

Parent Television Council by Alias @*(&&#*(#&@(*&# January 27, 2011

Parent Teacher Conference 

a place for teachers to tell poop about you while you're not there. Also a place for your parents to realize how stupid their child really must be. :}

"hey, did your mom go to the parent teacher conference today?"

"yea, the teacher went crazy."

"you grounded?"

"until i move out -___-"

Parent Teacher Conference by Cat (: November 17, 2009

Parent-trapping 

To trick two people into congregating for the sake of resolving an issue.

"Lindsay Lohan and Lindsay Lohan totally parent-trapped the shit out of their parents!"

"Yeah. Susie wouldn't hookup with John anymore because he fucked her mom. He was really bummed about it, so I parent-trapped them and now they're back together."

Dude 1 to Dude 2: "Yo meet me at Noodles at 3:30.
Dude 1 to Girl: "Yo meet me at Noodles at 3:30.
Dude 2 to Dude 1: "Wait, are you parent-trapping me?"

Parent-trapping by Putnam June 3, 2018

Parent triathlon

Three events completed in one day involving kids (yours or someone else's) in one or more of three separate events encompassing each of these categories: running/walking/hiking, water sports and use of a manually propelled wheeled vehicle.

I completed a parent triathlon: ran 3.5 miles, swam with the kids, mowed the lawn.

Parent triathlon by natsmo June 22, 2009

parent trap 

When a guy is having unprotected sex with a girl and just as he is about to pull out, she wraps her legs around his body. As a result, the guy cums in the girl's vagina and may result in pregnancy.

Dude1: "Dude this damn chick pulled the parent trap on me."
Dude2: "Holy Shit! U better get a job to support that child."

parent trap by pistons32 May 11, 2009

Parent Tax 

When you get back from trick or treating on Halloween and your parents inspect your stash and steal the good shit.

Me: I got full sized candy bars from the smith residence.
Friend: Oh shit, for real
Me: yea but when I got home I lost them due to the parent tax.

Parent Tax by GreenTag October 31, 2017