Parch Accout 

Ferocious bird that’s a cross between a Partrige and Acorn Woodpecker

Yuns best watch out fur that parch accout whiles you sleep theys pluck them peepers right out of the hole

Parch Accout by Tricky dick rick December 15, 2018

Parch your lips 

To (sexually) turn a girl off.

Sorry I didn't know you hated that, I didn't mean to parch your lips.

Parch your lips by Dr. Vaginal Bleeding (PhD) June 17, 2019

Parch March

When someone stops drinking alcohol during the month of March.

Irish bar patrons would do a leprechaun before they did Parch March.

Parch March by Snycherott March 17, 2026

Parch March

When someone stops drinking alcohol for the month of March.

The Irish bar patron would rather do a leprechaun than Parch March.

Parch March by Snycherott March 17, 2026

pachinko 

verb
to negotiate through a field of scattered obstacles because there isn’t a direct pathway through

This is derived from the Japanese vertical pinball game called “pachinko”, in which the tiny steel balls have to randomly bounce and weave their way through a scattered field of little immovable pins.

“Did you ever notice how in a tourist trap there is no direct pathway to the only bathroom? You have to pachinko through a junk shop littered with display stands filled with rubber tomahawks, pecan logs and Mexican jumping beans.”

pachinko by goose_on_a_roof August 26, 2022

pacha

an evil woman, a witch

Me: "Hey Joe, your Mom sure is a pacha"
Joe: "Did it?"

pacha by the yeaher April 21, 2023

Quartz, Parchment, Shears 

What we called "Rock, Paper, Scissors" back in the good ol' days.

The best way to settle a difference over a chair is a good old fashioned game of Quartz, Parchment, Shears.

Quartz, Parchment, Shears by MordoAndRigs October 29, 2012