An Arborphile; one who is sexually aroused by trees.
Many Hippie activists in the era of Eco-Terrorism, all of them woodpeckers, would carve holes into trees and engage in sexual intercourse with their leafy lovers, often this was the reason that they would chain themselves to trees.
by autofelashio December 9, 2015
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a bird that pecks wood but also is when you tap your erect penis on the girls head while she sucks your balls
"oh man I gave her a woodpecker last night!"
by peter October 24, 2003
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When your lady friend is on all fours in the 'doggy' position, you start lapping away at her lady garden with your tongue. The nose starts prodding away at the butthole like a woodpecker at a fresh piece of bark.

Can combine with exhaling sharply once the nose is in. She will then fart out your snot.
Not to be done to any old slut, the Woodpecker is an act of true love.
I'd woodpecker that bitch until my whole nose was up her asshole, then I'd blow my nose in her shitter.

I woodpeckered the mrs a treat last night. She was blowing snot bubbles out her ass for hours on end.
by Bibmeister General October 5, 2010
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A woodpecker is when a highly skilled slut blows a tiny dick. She moves with such a fast movement it looks like a damn woodpecker.
"Dude, I heard Tommy got woodpeckered by that bitch Alyssa."
by aidanmotos June 8, 2015
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When you mistakenly send a text, email, or IM of questionable appropriateness to the wrong person or group of people, who may or may not be OK with it.
In the business meeting, my boss made the comment "This is just too long and hard." Thinking it was to my buddies' group text, I woodpeckered "That's what she said" to my female peer. That got me a talking to by HR.
by Woodpecker Strong April 22, 2021
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When you stick your pecker in the tree trunk and you fuck it, and then take a poop in the tree hole, and then fuck it again.
Last nights woodpeckin situation was crazy. Super brown. Kinda stinky, but we made it work. I am the finest woodpecker round this town. Believe it buddy.
by Stinky Onion Licker March 1, 2022
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The act of waking up someone then when they rise up with your erect penis slap them across the face.
by keeferinhurr January 28, 2011
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