Parchment

State of being relating to thirst.

I am in complete and total parchment today!

Parchment by Tromboneguy February 4, 2010

Parchment

Another term for money used by the Ibis Tribe

"I need to get that Parchment"

Parchment by thahib September 21, 2009

Parchment Class 

Endless Suffering for anybody who takes the class. People named Finn are unable to pass this class

Person 1: Dude i have Parchment class
Person 2: Good thing your name isn't Finn

Parchment Class by Not a Finn December 30, 2020

Parchment High School 

A school full of nic fiens that constantly skip class to fulfill there needs.

“Parchment High school always smells like cherry lemon”

Parchment High School by ellawest24 March 23, 2022

Quartz, Parchment, Shears 

What we called "Rock, Paper, Scissors" back in the good ol' days.

The best way to settle a difference over a chair is a good old fashioned game of Quartz, Parchment, Shears.

Quartz, Parchment, Shears by MordoAndRigs October 29, 2012

Scrapbook Parchment 

The correct and significantly less lame term for the paper used in scrapbooks

"Yeah man that's some might hella scrapbook parchment you got there. Where'd ya get it?"

Scrapbook Parchment by katchanmeow March 20, 2014

Michigan Parchment Paper 

The act of coating toilet paper in IcyHot. When an unsuspecting person goes to use the ‘parchment paper’, they would be left with a surprise as their asshole constricts from the Icy and burns from the Hot

Eli: “I replaced my toilet paper with Michigan Parchment Paper. My girlfriend has been screaming for the past 2 hours.”

Michigan Parchment Paper by Jeffica3576 August 19, 2025