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An adjective for people who try their hardest to be funny and quirky but end up making a fool out of themselves
"Hey, Mike did you check the group-chat yesterday?"
"Yeah. Jane is such a parchie"
Parchie by blockboi December 21, 2020

parchie_pro

someone who bullies everyone because they have no life whatsoever
that guy is such a parchie_pro
parchie_pro by notjamesnicecool April 16, 2021

Quartz, Parchment, Shears 

What we called "Rock, Paper, Scissors" back in the good ol' days.
The best way to settle a difference over a chair is a good old fashioned game of Quartz, Parchment, Shears.
The cursed word the MORDHAU community screams when the Triternion devs haven't appeased them in a week.
Devs: *don't do anything for a short amount of time*
Everyone: PATCHIE PATCHIE WHERE'S MY PATCHIE DEVS SPENT MONEY ON PROSTITUTE SNATCHIE GET THESE SHIELD FUCKS OUT MY MATCHIE SKINS SO SHIT NEED A NEW BATCHIE GAME SO BUGGY LAGGY AND CRASHY MORDHAU DEVS SOLD OUT FOR THE CASHIE PATCHIE PATCHIE WHERE'S MY PATCHIE DEVS SPENT MONEY ON PROSTITUTE SNATCHIE
Patchie by Slurp_ee November 10, 2019

Pussy-Parcher 

One who is so unattractive to women that they allegedly "dry up" a woman's vagina, as opposed to making her wet.
"Those girls literally ran away from Randolph, he's a total pussy-parcher."
Pussy-Parcher by Abbie Wilkes November 21, 2009

Parchment Class 

Endless Suffering for anybody who takes the class. People named Finn are unable to pass this class
Person 1: Dude i have Parchment class
Person 2: Good thing your name isn't Finn
Parchment Class by Not a Finn December 30, 2020