parced 

(adverb) Personally Attacked by Relatable Content
1. When a piece of media, most commonly a meme on the internet, hits too close to home, or makes you feel personally attacked.
2. Catching a meme that you relate to deeply, but which makes you sad or uncomfortable to think about.

I got totally PARCed by that Onion article about "shit white people do".

parced by parhellion June 4, 2019

pre-parcel anxiety 

The nervous impatience experienced when waiting for a parcel or package you've ordered to be delivered. Often accompanied by frequent glances at the front door for signs of the courier driver when you hear any audible or visual queues of their presence. Generally the level of pre-parcel anxiety is highly correlated with either the monetary, sentimental or hype-based value placed on the package being delivered.

"After my package wasn't delivered yesterday I've got serious pre-parcel anxiety!"

"10:43am: My package hasn't arrived yet! the courier better not have stole it!"

pre-parcel anxiety by waitingForAPackage September 1, 2011

Parceros 

The colombian word equivalent to homies. This word wos born in the city of Medellin In the late 1980's.

Una palabra Colombiana usada para dirigirse a una persona, puedeser un conocido o un desconocido.

That kid is my parcero.
Estos parceros son del clan NeAx.

Parceros by NeAx Inc. October 8, 2010

parce

this is Colombian slang for friend, buddy, bro. Conversely, it does not mean 'nigga' as was suggested by other definitions. The term is widely used throughout the country. Coining the term to signify 'nigga' is far to narrow a definition that ostensibly ostracizes 99% of the people that use it. The word is not used for just dark skinned people.

Qui hubo parce, que haces?- What's up man, what are you doing?

parce by Nacional23 May 20, 2013

Jesus Paredes 

A mexican man who thinks he’s good at some sports but not really. He hopes he does but everyone knows it won’t happen.

He’s Jesus Paredes.

Jesus Paredes by arzeeeee March 31, 2019

Parred 

When someone gets absolutely shut down/rekt

Person 1: "I've had sex plenty of times"
Person 2: "It doesn't count if it's with yourself"
Person 3: "Damn, son! You just got parred!"

Parred by topbantz August 19, 2015

parcel farce 

Slang term for package delivery company Parcel Force. 'Farce' refering to the uselessness of their service.

Parcel Farce left my bloody package out in the rain again

parcel farce by norman156 February 18, 2008