Parcel 

Word used to describe attractive females, usually wearing revealing clothing. Originally the word was only used to describe teen sluts, but grew more sophisticated as time went on. When using the word, the phrase "Hook up" can be replaced with "Pick up."

"Let's go pick up some lovely young parcels."

"Look at that parcel walking down the street."

Parcel by Alex Mac July 20, 2005

Parcel 

When an individual chooses not to participate in partying activities and instead chooses to sit down and look boring, effectively dampening the entire party atmosphere.

1. 'Everyone at this house rave is going mental, but not John. He's falling asleep in the corner. He's a f***ing parcel'
2. 'You're just sat there being boring, you're a parcel mate'
3. 'Look at all of these parcels, they can't handle how crazy this club is'

Parcel by b4sketcase November 12, 2014

Parcel 

When an individual chooses not to participate in partying activities and instead chooses to sit down and look boring, effectively dampening the entire party atmosphere.

1. 'Everyone at this house rave is going mental, but not John. He's falling asleep in the corner. He's a f***ing parcel'
2. 'You're just sat there being boring, you're a parcel mate'
3. 'Look at all of these parcels, they can't handle how crazy this club is'

Parcel by b4sketcase November 12, 2014

Parcel 

A derogatory term used to describe someone who acts like a total numpty or alternatively for someone who has consumed a calorie surplus and is clinically obese in other words a fat twat.

“Bob stop sweating you absolute parcel.”

Parcel by Shanbamthankumam69 September 22, 2022

Parcel

Parcel: A UK street-slang term used by drug dealers and users to describe a large quantity of drugs, sometimes packaged discreetly to avoid detection. A parcel can range from soft to hard drugs and is often smuggled domestically or internationally, and sometimes even hidden inside a person’s body. The term is frequently used by inner-city county line gangs as a code word to avoid detection by the authorities when discussing drug deals in public or over the phone, especially when transporting drugs from big cities to rural areas.

Lee: Frank, did you hear about that bloke who got five years jail time ? The police were chasing, and he threw a parcel over someone's garden fence the other day, Bruv?

Frank: A parcel? What, was he a dodgy postman or something bruv ?

Lee: No, you muppet! It was a parcel of drugs! A kilo of coke, you Muppet LOL.

Frank: Right get you know bruv LOL.

Parcel by Jamie Cheese December 3, 2025

parcel farce 

Slang term for package delivery company Parcel Force. 'Farce' refering to the uselessness of their service.

Parcel Farce left my bloody package out in the rain again

parcel farce by norman156 February 18, 2008

Parcel Force 

(verb) the act of taking a parcel and placing it inside a woman's vagina forcibly.

Hurr she wasn't expecting that parcel force!

Parcel Force by ASkumbag December 19, 2011