Parked

1)When a vehicle (most commonly a car) is at a complete stop and has been set in the parked setting.

2)When someone gets fondled or molested; usually a male being molested by an older male. This term is most commonly used in schools or churches to describe what a queer acting gym teacher/priest would do to a young boy.

1)Sam-"Your cars gonna get stolen again."
Lacee-"No it wont, I parked out back. You negative Bitch!"


2)Zain-"Mr.Yunohu has been hugging Bob a lil too tizight
after gym class."
Fred-"Yeah. He's totally gonna get parked someday."

by hoompa October 16, 2005

Parked

The act of being so tired that you cannot move. Being "parked" in place.

Bro I'm so parked after that chop. I'm too parked to get up. I'm hella parking right now.

by hellaparked March 17, 2014

Parked

When something is a mess , ugly , ratchet , or ghetto

“Girl that nigga look parked as fuck”

by Konniethaindiaimal December 5, 2018

Parked

To be kept waiting for a long period of time.

I was parked at the dentist for almost 3 hours before they even attended me.

by MikeSpace October 26, 2007

Parked

When you and a bro(s) get high in a parked car

Hey bro, wanna go get parked in my new Honda

by brogetdownwithasideofbeans January 19, 2018

parking

To engage in sexual acts in a parked car.

Brad was too cheap to spring for a hotel, so we went parking at Lover's Lane.

by Mystie March 27, 2005

parked in

The state of being unable to enter your vehicle because some dickhead parked too close to the door. The solution to this is usually to have to enter the other side of the vehicle and climb through, although if you're parked in on both sides, you are hosed.

I got parked in by some dickhead in a mini the other day. I smashed all the windows and tipped the damn thing over.

by Trinadtsat Tomitsu November 29, 2007