Parked

1)When a vehicle (most commonly a car) is at a complete stop and has been set in the parked setting.

2)When someone gets fondled or molested; usually a male being molested by an older male. This term is most commonly used in schools or churches to describe what a queer acting gym teacher/priest would do to a young boy.

1)Sam-"Your cars gonna get stolen again."
Lacee-"No it wont, I parked out back. You negative Bitch!"


2)Zain-"Mr.Yunohu has been hugging Bob a lil too tizight
after gym class."
Fred-"Yeah. He's totally gonna get parked someday."

by hoompa October 16, 2005

Parked

The act of being so tired that you cannot move. Being "parked" in place.

Bro I'm so parked after that chop. I'm too parked to get up. I'm hella parking right now.

by hellaparked April 24, 2014

parked

Being put in your place after being dissed. When you get back at somebody because of dissing or through joking and you are told "you got served," aka parked.

Nancy: "Jess, you couldn't add even if you had the calculator solve the problem for you!"
Nate: "Damn, you just got parked!"

by Nathaniel Szkil January 6, 2008

Parked

When something is a mess , ugly , ratchet , or ghetto

“Girl that nigga look parked as fuck”

by Konniethaindiaimal December 4, 2018

Parked

To be kept waiting for a long period of time.

I was parked at the dentist for almost 3 hours before they even attended me.

by MikeSpace November 13, 2007

Parked

When you and a bro(s) get high in a parked car

Hey bro, wanna go get parked in my new Honda

by brogetdownwithasideofbeans January 19, 2018

Parked

The ultimate approach shot in disc golf (aka Frisbee golf or frolf) where the final landing location is directly underneath the pole hole basket

Weezer: Your super hyzer tee shot is totally parked on that par 3
Lester: yeah, I used a bitchin' over stable JK Pro to get the job done

by wch-meister October 6, 2017