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Patronus 

A defensive spell which produces a sort of animal guardian; Charm used to protect one against dementors
Harry's patronus is a deer while Hermione"s is an otter.
Patronus by pepitalalalala December 26, 2019

conjuring a patronus 

When you jerk off onto your stomach and chest and the pattern looks like a stag.
The other day I was jerking off and it was really cool - I ended up conjuring a patronus!
conjuring a patronus by kp-ob December 13, 2018

patrañas 

Spanish | Español
Palabra utilizada para los significados comunes de
* Tonterias
* Pendejadas

English | Ingles

Word used for the common meanings gives
* Bilges
* Idiot
1 Javier deja de decir patrañas

2 Elizabeth es una patrañosa
patrañas by Javiers April 3, 2007

Patronus 

When you're fucking someone and you pull out and yell "EXPECTO PATRONUM" as you ejaculate on their face.
I shot her with a patronus last night.
Patronus by Donnachang June 4, 2022

patronus 

noun: something that energizes you quickly, such as coffee or an energy drink
Fred: dude, I really need a patronus right now, I feel like I'm about to pass out.
Paul: alright, let's run down to starbucks.
patronus by Real World HP March 1, 2010

Patronus 

(n) the one strand of weed that you can always count on to get you where you need to be
Dude green crack is my patronus
Patronus by ComicsInTheory November 14, 2021