paqtranus

The pocket under your ass.

I can see your paqtranus when you wear that Victoria's secret bathing suit

by Kitchinigs November 18, 2014

Patronus

A defensive spell which produces a sort of animal guardian; Charm used to protect one against dementors

Harry's patronus is a deer while Hermione"s is an otter.

by pepitalalalala December 26, 2019

conjuring a patronus

When you jerk off onto your stomach and chest and the pattern looks like a stag.

The other day I was jerking off and it was really cool - I ended up conjuring a patronus!

by kp-ob December 13, 2018

patrañas

Spanish | Español
Palabra utilizada para los significados comunes de
* Tonterias
* Pendejadas

English | Ingles

Word used for the common meanings gives
* Bilges
* Idiot

1 Javier deja de decir patrañas

2 Elizabeth es una patrañosa

by Javiers April 3, 2007

Patronus

When you're fucking someone and you pull out and yell "EXPECTO PATRONUM" as you ejaculate on their face.

I shot her with a patronus last night.

by Donnachang June 4, 2022

patronus

noun: something that energizes you quickly, such as coffee or an energy drink

Fred: dude, I really need a patronus right now, I feel like I'm about to pass out.
Paul: alright, let's run down to starbucks.

by Real World HP March 1, 2010

Patronus

(n) the one strand of weed that you can always count on to get you where you need to be

Dude green crack is my patronus

by ComicsInTheory November 14, 2021