Definitions by kp-ob

Poopin’ n’ snoopin’ 

When you’re on the toilet and browsing social media.

“Hey, you’ve been in there awhile, are you okay?”
“Yeah, I’m just poopin’ n’ snoopin’”

Poopin’ n’ snoopin’ by kp-ob April 28, 2019

conjuring a patronus 

When you jerk off onto your stomach and chest and the pattern looks like a stag.

The other day I was jerking off and it was really cool - I ended up conjuring a patronus!

conjuring a patronus by kp-ob December 13, 2018