kp-ob's definitions

conjuring a patronus

When you jerk off onto your stomach and chest and the pattern looks like a stag.

The other day I was jerking off and it was really cool - I ended up conjuring a patronus!

by kp-ob December 13, 2018

Poopin’ n’ snoopin’

When you’re on the toilet and browsing social media.

“Hey, you’ve been in there awhile, are you okay?”
“Yeah, I’m just poopin’ n’ snoopin’”

by kp-ob April 28, 2019