Patronus

A defensive spell which produces a sort of animal guardian; Charm used to protect one against dementors

Harry's patronus is a deer while Hermione"s is an otter.

by pepitalalalala December 27, 2019

Patronus

When you're fucking someone and you pull out and yell "EXPECTO PATRONUM" as you ejaculate on their face.

I shot her with a patronus last night.

by Donnachang June 4, 2022

Patronus

(n) the one strand of weed that you can always count on to get you where you need to be

Dude green crack is my patronus

by ComicsInTheory November 15, 2021

Patronus

The opposite of a Dementor. A Patronus is formed by an extremely happy thought. The Patronus Charm is worded like so:
EXPECTO PATRONUM
Every witch and wizard has there own different kind of Patronus— like Harry’s— his is a stag, while Hermione’s is an otter.

Luna Lovegood: Oh, look, Harry, my Patronus is a rabbit!
Harry: Good job, Luna.

by EM52 April 27, 2020

patronus

that thing from harry potter

"yee ha my patronus is a deer"

by TheLivingM3m3 August 18, 2018

patronus

noun: something that energizes you quickly, such as coffee or an energy drink

Fred: dude, I really need a patronus right now, I feel like I'm about to pass out.
Paul: alright, let's run down to starbucks.

by Real World HP March 2, 2010

conjuring a patronus

When you jerk off onto your stomach and chest and the pattern looks like a stag.

The other day I was jerking off and it was really cool - I ended up conjuring a patronus!

by kp-ob December 14, 2018