pantsification 

depantsification same as: the act of the forced loss of ones pants usually by others in public. But not used by "the stupid idiotic mountain folk" because they can't use the French de.

Doug's pantsification was viewed by everyone

pantsification by Doug Gragg April 11, 2008

pontification 

The act of speaking out for the purpose of hearing onself speak.
Posturing...speaking to people that don't really care what you say one way or another since you're speaking solely to front yourself as "someone in charge".
Speech or written communication that is generally pointless except to cast favorable light upon the speaker or author as if the message were a pronouncement from on high.
Usually full of shit.

There goes that motherfucker with his pontification again.
Attaboy Message from a wannabe manager
Attaboy Message from a wannabe supervisor
Co-worker sucks up to teh boss by thanking everybody for their help when the boss should be saying the thank you.

pontification by Joe Schitt The Rag Man May 1, 2006

Pansification

Pansification |pan-zi-fih-kay-shun|

noun

the act of bringing something to a lower level in spite of its reverence. I.e. simplifying something regardless of how awesome it already is.

Rooted from the word pansy.

The Twilight "Saga" partakes in the pansification of both Vampires and Werewolves alike.

Pansification by The Masked Writer November 30, 2010

plantification 

This is alot like personification, however, other than portraying objects as humans, they are portrayed as plants

'In this poem the poet uses plantification as she compares human life to the growth of a plant'

plantification by hannah gillard November 12, 2004

paninification 

The process of cooking any object as a panini, thus turning it into a panini.

"Why does your baguette look flat and burnt dude?"
"Paninification"

paninification by frak February 4, 2007

plantification 

The biological processes underlying the spiritual experience of normabotinacity.

The plantification started in the cells of his bones.

plantification by Ferugualatin May 5, 2008

penisification 

A literary term used to define the event of someone referring to a girl's non-existent penis.

Friend 1: "He sang to me today"

Friend 2: "Excuse my penisification, but tell him to suck your dick already."

Friend 1: "Tell me about it... I had an instant boner"

penisification by ninispliff December 2, 2010