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pants hampster 

A pants hampster is a hampster that totally studly guys keep in their pants to impress hot chicks.
Tyrone showed Marcella his pants hampster.

Seconds later she was naked, chowing down on his trouser trout.
pants hampster by scodder May 13, 2010

Panty Hampster 

Slang for Vagina, labias and flabias, this term also can be used for hairy muff, or beef curtains with fur. Can also be used in reference to women in general.
Jeez Danielle you let that panty hamster run wild.

There is an abundance of panty hamster running arround in the club tonight.

I want to bury my face in that panty hamster
Panty Hampster by Big DK August 25, 2005

drippin wet panty hamster

a hairy vagina that is saturated and dripping of bodily fluids.
my wife caught me staring at her drippin wet panty hamster.

my girlfriend was playing with her drippin wet panty hamster.

Panty hamster 

Another word or for a vagina. 'Quivering' can be added in front of for good effect.
Panty hamster by Link December 8, 2004

Panty Hamster 

An abnormally hairy snatch
Hey bitch, shave that fuckin panty hamster, before it bite me!!
Panty Hamster by Minger Magnet April 18, 2003

Panty Hamster 

An alcoholic beverage composed of 8oz of Smirnoff Ice Triple Black (or your favorite flavored malt beverage, NEVER USE BEER!) and four ounces of tequila. Drink or pour into a cup four oz. from the Smirnoff bottle (leaving 8, duh) and refill with tequila. Cover the bottle and shake, then chug as fast as you can. Drinking the panty hamster in this way is called "Shaving the Panty Hamster."
1. Dude, if you're lookin' to get fucked up quick, let's shave a couple Panty Hamsters.

2. Aaron shaved four panty hamsters in like five minutes, and now he is passed out on the driveway.
Panty Hamster by fencecat42 September 5, 2008