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pants hampster

A man's dick, rod, or johnson.
In order to put his balls in the sad girls mouth, Milton had to put his pants hampster on her forhead.
by MemphisTN October 17, 2005
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pants hampster

A pants hampster is a hampster that totally studly guys keep in their pants to impress hot chicks.
Tyrone showed Marcella his pants hampster.

Seconds later she was naked, chowing down on his trouser trout.
by scodder May 13, 2010
mugGet the pants hampstermug.

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