pants hampster
In order to put his balls in the sad girls mouth, Milton had to put his pants hampster on her forhead.
pants hampster by MemphisTN October 17, 2005
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pants hampster
Tyrone showed Marcella his pants hampster.
Seconds later she was naked, chowing down on his trouser trout.
Seconds later she was naked, chowing down on his trouser trout.
pants hampster by scodder May 13, 2010
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Panty Hampster
Slang for Vagina, labias and flabias, this term also can be used for hairy muff, or beef curtains with fur. Can also be used in reference to women in general.
Jeez Danielle you let that panty hamster run wild.
There is an abundance of panty hamster running arround in the club tonight.
I want to bury my face in that panty hamster
There is an abundance of panty hamster running arround in the club tonight.
I want to bury my face in that panty hamster
Panty Hampster by Big DK August 25, 2005
drippin wet panty hamster
my wife caught me staring at her drippin wet panty hamster.
my girlfriend was playing with her drippin wet panty hamster.
my girlfriend was playing with her drippin wet panty hamster.
drippin wet panty hamster by steve s (hillbilly) October 21, 2007
Panty hamster
Panty hamster by Link December 8, 2004
Panty Hamster
An alcoholic beverage composed of 8oz of Smirnoff Ice Triple Black (or your favorite flavored malt beverage, NEVER USE BEER!) and four ounces of tequila. Drink or pour into a cup four oz. from the Smirnoff bottle (leaving 8, duh) and refill with tequila. Cover the bottle and shake, then chug as fast as you can. Drinking the panty hamster in this way is called "Shaving the Panty Hamster."
1. Dude, if you're lookin' to get fucked up quick, let's shave a couple Panty Hamsters.
2. Aaron shaved four panty hamsters in like five minutes, and now he is passed out on the driveway.
2. Aaron shaved four panty hamsters in like five minutes, and now he is passed out on the driveway.
Panty Hamster by fencecat42 September 5, 2008
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