pants crouton 

When you wipe your butt and you miss a little piece and it stays in your pants.

I was in a rush and now I have a pants crouton

pants crouton by Johnthefaun October 11, 2015

Pants Crouton 

When you don't wipe very well and a little bit of poop gets left in there and it gets all dry and crusty.

Aww man, I've got the biggest pants crouton right now.

Pants Crouton by suttenplant October 11, 2015

Pants crouton 

A piece of feces left after wiping that has become crusty after time.

I think I have a pants crouton stuck between my cheeks.

Pants crouton by JoeyHey October 11, 2015

Pants Crouton 

The small pieces of toilet paper left behind after a poor wiping. Possibly caused by cheap toilet paper.

Man, I need to get better toilet paper, I keep getting pants croutons.

Pants Crouton by Joke65 October 11, 2015

Pants Crouton 

A small piece of dried, crispy feces stuck in between the ass-cheeks. A consequence of a sub-par wipe.

"This morning I woke up with two Pants Croutons in my ass, and boy oh boy was that uncomfortable."

Pants Crouton by josmont October 23, 2015