Paisonitis

One who can function with partial downs and chronic stench and laziness. Also has jock itch and speaks very slowly.

You're working really slow, do you have Paisonitis?

by Mill house May 22, 2010

pansonitis

grease develops in the throat of larger people and makes their voice sound smoother and lower than average. Excessive pansonitis may cause swelling in the groin and chest areas due to spread from lungs to other parts of the body.

I cant go over to your house today my pansonitis has got really bad, I can barely breath.

by the mighty drip November 23, 2013

Pasionitis

When your left testicle is undescended and does not form properly. Stunting sperm production.

Man I've had Pasionitis since i was a kid

by Mayo Clinic November 28, 2011