paulsonist

Someone who believes in Paulsonism or Paulsisium/Paulsizium, a religion that worships Sarah Paulson

I have a Sarah Paulson shrine because I am a Paulsonist

paulsonist by M8! December 21, 2020

paulsonspeach 

Paulsonspeach is my kitten but she’s also a complete sociopath!

Oh look! Paulsonspeach is being a sociopath again!

paulsonspeach by whoreforsarahpaulson July 13, 2021

Robert Paulsons 

Male mammary glands which are so large, they resemble those of a woman.

That guy has the biggest pair of Robert Paulsons I've ever seen; I'd sure fucking love to motorboat those bitches.

Robert Paulsons by atomysk March 12, 2008

parsonist

noun
1.A person that uses people for their cars/trucks
2. Has a triple chin feature consumes alot of food
3. Incredibly cheap

Mr.K: Dude get your own car im sick of driving you around all night
Mr.D: Screw you. Now take me to the store and buy me some cupcakes

parsonist by wumba May 2, 2005

pansonist 

a member of the religion pansonism[ Usually a [large person of little intellect. Their belief is that they are only alive for grease.

#1Man being a pansonist saved my life i would have probably killed myself if i hadnt joined. All hail el panson.
#2This band of pansonists is great love the music. Whats their name? Avenged Pansonflap. Their album hail to el panson is just amazing, the greasy lyrics, i just love them!

pansonist by the mighty drip November 23, 2013

Paulsoning

Doing an ugly scream-cry like Sarah Paulson

The break up hit that bitch so hard. She was Paulsoning all over the place.

Paulsoning by eurmnnn March 16, 2022

Parsonist

Someone who speak the truth, only the truth and nothing but the truth.
Founded in a group chat a few months back as the the legend of Parsons is reborn and has now become a religion that is worshiped by a handful of superior individuals.

Look at that guy! He must me a parsonist

Parsonist by Dj Parsons August 10, 2019