palyn 

Palyn is the best person you’ll ever meet. She is sweet, kind, caring, and beautiful. She is one in a billion. Give her what she wants, she deserves love. She can be rude sometimes, but only to people who are an asshole to her. She is a queen. You’re lucky to be able to talk to her.

Palyn is so cool

palyn by I love emasaaaaa uwu September 18, 2022

Sarah Palin 

Tina Fey's doppelganger

Tina Fey did a spot on impression of Sarah Palin on SNL the other night. You betcha I'm a hockey mom hangin' out shootin' moose with Joe 6-Pack!!! We are just a team of mavericks gettin' all mavericky on the issues.

Sarah Palin by Matt Weller January 20, 2009

Palang 

Formerly known as an animal (see panther), but now since most of those are extinct in Iran it is used to name girls with horrific makeup or plastic surgery, and sometimes hot girls or dafs who wear panther like leggings.

Ali: mammad on palangaro nega poshte BMW nesheste.

Leito: ina hame palangan.

Palang by Bay Harbor Butcher August 14, 2018

Paling 

The opposite of tanning.

To sit in a room with shades drawn allowing no sunlight in.

To hide away from all sunlight.

No fake tans.

Girl 1- Hey, why are you just sitting in that dark closet?

Girl 2- SHUT THE DOOR!!! I'M PALING!!!

Girl 1- That's so weird...

Girl2- At least I'm not orange.

Paling by Beerbatteredbeefcurtains December 24, 2009

Palentine's Day 

February 13th. If you are single and/or sick of the commercialization of Valentine's Day, you spend this day hanging out with your best friends, eating pizza, watching movies, and playing video games.

Watching a Lord of the Rings marathon with Chris has made this the best Palentine's Day ever.

Palentine's Day by librarianmike February 12, 2013

President Palin 

The scariest fucking idea EVER!!!

well,John McCain was 72, and many people think he's gonna die in the next four years, but I'm voting for him anyways, since I'm an idiot, and don't plan ahead. I'm the reason there might be a President Palin.

President Palin by Crank Feelinbad January 18, 2009

Palinkered 

Drinking so much Hungarian palinka that it causes leg paralysis

I could barely walk last night, I was palinkered

Palinkered by ALCT March 1, 2015