Paling

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The opposite of tanning.

To sit in a room with shades drawn allowing no sunlight in.

To hide away from all sunlight.

No fake tans.

Girl 1- Hey, why are you just sitting in that dark closet?

Girl 2- SHUT THE DOOR!!! I'M PALING!!!

Girl 1- That's so weird...

Girl2- At least I'm not orange.

Paling by Beerbatteredbeefcurtains December 24, 2009

Words you can keep

Paling

An ancient welsh tradition when one would sit in a tent and count sheep whilst washing ones toes and eating anothers toenails. Can also be referred to as 'Pally'.

Girl 1: Hello petal my grandma was telling me how she used to Paling when she was younger!

Girl 2: Lets try it! Lets do a Pally!

Paling by Pwincess Angel May 10, 2011

Related Words

Paling • Palinga • Palingate • Palingerer • Palingrad • Palinguist • palinguistics • Palingula • Zach paling • Give him a good paling

'Paling

The act of inserting needles or other thin sharp objects, into ones urethra through the shaft of the penis, causing additional holes to be added to the urethra for ejaculate or urine to be excreted out of.

Short form of "impaling"

Last night I was 'paling for the first time and now it burns to piss.

'Paling by NYS Department of Finance January 17, 2026

Zach paling

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh coach my knees hurt. im gonna have to sit out this week and get a bag of ice for every practice.

Trainer Brady: okay zach take a seat im going to go get ice and tape for you

zach paling: i dont need it i just dont wanna practice.

Trainer Brady: take it or ill castrate you xD

Zach paling by cory&marcus August 23, 2011

Give him a good paling

To beat somebody up

Bob: That bloke just tried to on with my missus
Steve: Give him a good paling for it

Give him a good paling by BlackCountryMon August 17, 2019

Sarah Palin

Tina Fey's doppelganger

Tina Fey did a spot on impression of Sarah Palin on SNL the other night. You betcha I'm a hockey mom hangin' out shootin' moose with Joe 6-Pack!!! We are just a team of mavericks gettin' all mavericky on the issues.

Sarah Palin by Matt Weller January 20, 2009

Palang

Formerly known as an animal (see panther), but now since most of those are extinct in Iran it is used to name girls with horrific makeup or plastic surgery, and sometimes hot girls or dafs who wear panther like leggings.

Ali: mammad on palangaro nega poshte BMW nesheste.

Leito: ina hame palangan.

Palang by Bay Harbor Butcher August 14, 2018

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026