Definitions by ALCT

Magrid 

A beast like entity reminiscent of Madame Maxime and Hagrid of Harry Potter fame. Has a colossal stature and masculine appearance, yet is surprisingly not transgender. Can also be likened to a gorg from Fraggle Rock, or Harry from the Hendersons.

I hope Magrid isn’t there, acting like a beastly security guard.

Magrid by ALCT May 1, 2020

Eto Day

The middle of the working week, aka Wednesday, aka Hump Day.

Happy Eto Day! Not long until the weekend now!

Eto Day by ALCT August 1, 2017

P'moobs 

Man boobs that are pointy, tubular or conical in shape.

That man with the little spotty shorts has p'moobs!

P'moobs by ALCT November 3, 2016

Palinkered 

Drinking so much Hungarian palinka that it causes leg paralysis

I could barely walk last night, I was palinkered

Palinkered by ALCT March 1, 2015

Finger knuckle 

Pertaining to the appearance of Terry Nutkins' hand after an otter called Edal bit off his fingers. Not to be confused with Beadle hand.

A crap non-scary animal bit off my fingers, so now I have a finger knuckle.

Finger knuckle by ALCT June 30, 2012