People of pallor

The politically correct appellation for the racial group formerly known as Whites or Caucasians.

Sorry, but I'm not holding my breath... the people of pallor are never going to make reparations.

I wish my daughter would limit her dating circle to people of pallor.

Fish-belly white is not an acceptable name for a person of pallor.

by herbdoc January 26, 2010

PowerPoint Pallor

Ghostly pale skin due to too much time in front of a computer, not enough time outside.

Most commonly seen in junior investment bankers and management consultants. These guys spend all their time creating PowerPoint presentations and rarely get outside during daylight hours.

"Hey, have you seen Alex since he started working at that consulting firm?"

"Yeah, they must be working him night and day - he has the worst case of PowerPoint Pallor I've seen in a long while! He really needs to get some sun."

by jumbelina September 13, 2008

Prison Pallor

unnatural lack of color in the skin (as from bruising, sickness, emotional distress, or caused by a deprivation of natural daylight for a sustained period of time); Pale skin from being imprissoned or held captive in an enclosed environment.

My cousin just got out of county and looked like a ghost. It must have been the prison pallor.

by Two-Spirit March 30, 2012

Parlor Trick

A practiced skill with very limited purpose or functionality. Used primarily to impress people, but usually only once.

That squirting-milk-out-your-eye thing he does is just a cheap parlor trick.

by HeroSpirit August 23, 2017

parlor monger

One who habitually visits Asian massage parlors

Scottie has been down at the Asian massage joint 3 times this week. That kid is a raging parlor monger.

by Bald Boy July 9, 2018

Palories

Calories you consume with your bros (Wing Wednesday, Guy's Night Out, and grilling) that are generally not healthy, but are delicious.

Bro, my gut is getting bigger, I think it's all that salad I've been eating.

No, it's all those palories, we need to cut back on Wing Wednesday.

by Barbie1994 April 27, 2017

Pallone

That one science teacher that somehow teaches everything and nothing at the same time.

A "Pallone" is a unit of measurement, to measure how much burnt toast can be cooked in a school oven.

"You see that teacher Pallone? He set an oven on fire that only had 4 Pallone's worth of bread. "

by Ranjourenjy May 17, 2022