Palories

Calories you consume with your bros (Wing Wednesday, Guy's Night Out, and grilling) that are generally not healthy, but are delicious.
Bro, my gut is getting bigger, I think it's all that salad I've been eating.

No, it's all those palories, we need to cut back on Wing Wednesday.
by Barbie1994 April 27, 2017
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Galories

Calories consumed during activities with your girl friends (girls night out, wine during a pedicure, eating McDonalds at 2 a.m. shitfaced) that generally are not part of your diet but you eat them anyway.

Men: see Palories
Girl, I've gained so much weight even though I'm using Herbalife.

Uh, it's all them galories you've been eating in addition to your diet.
by Barbie1994 April 27, 2017
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