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The word 'Paharse' is already well known in Australia and New Zealand, and is beginning to gain an underground following in remote parts of the United Kingdom, so it would be good to get some clarity on its definition as well as its etymology on record.

Paharse is a derogatory term for someone who is a bit of a bellend. The word is derived from when a person’s sphincter makes a soft, airy 'pah' noise as opposed to a standard tight fart sound whilst breaking wind - insinuating that the Paharse has a loose anus.

Synonyms: knobhead, dickhead, twat etc.
Oh my god, Alex is being such a Paharse today!
Paharse by nobjockey101 March 2, 2021
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The largest state of Peninsular Malaysia. Its official name is Pahang Darul Makmur. It is well-known for tourist attractions i.e. Kuantan, Tioman Island, Cameron Highlands, Genting Highlands, Fraser's Hill and so on.
Pahang is the best place that I've ever visited!
Pahang by buttercandy July 7, 2022

Batu Pahat Johor 

The most awful place on earth, even the word 'awful' is too holy to describe how unpleasant/unappealing that place is, need to wash both hands and mouth everytime we Malaysian type or say the name of that place. Most Malaysian refer the name 'Batu Pahat Johor' as something irritating and dreadful
Kamarul! Please flush the toilet after you use it! we don't wanna see and smell your Batu Pahat on the toilet bowl !!!!

Azri : Where did you go just now kamal?

Kamal : Toilet man, need to drop loads of Batu Pahat Johor in my tummy

I need to buy a new shoes, because i stepped on Batu Pahat yesterday, so disgusting!

John : Hey Jo, Where you rather go? Hell or Batu Pa-

Joseph : Mann don't finish that question! hell all day eryday!
Batu Pahat Johor by Bres Pump August 8, 2022

the kennedy package 

used on S9 E2 of how I met your mother

The kennedy package - entails having a bartender serve you continuous amounts of alcohol so that you will never have your drink hand empty .
Any time you see me without a drink in my hand you put a drink in my hand!!!

OOOO So you want the Kennedy package?
the kennedy package by Magik Jownson September 24, 2013

the whole package 

A person who possesses all the ideal qualities one is searching for. In terms of a stereotypical potential spouse, a person who is the whole package would have a beautiful face, a great body, intelligence, humor, kindness, confidence, financial stability, maturity, etc. A prospective employee who is the whole package would have breadth and depth of experience, constant creativity, initiative, great communication skills, assertive leadership, unimpeachable integrity, punctuality, and so forth.
"Wow. This new marketing director is the whole package. Everything about her is awesome."

Total Package 

Someone who has it all, looks, personality, intelligence, creativity, multi talented, is good at "it."
Bill; "Why you hang so much wit Andrea?"

Stephen; "She got it all man, she's the Total Package!"

Bill; "True dat!"
Total Package by gamisiking July 1, 2016