Paharse 

The word 'Paharse' is already well known in Australia and New Zealand, and is beginning to gain an underground following in remote parts of the United Kingdom, so it would be good to get some clarity on its definition as well as its etymology on record.

Paharse is a derogatory term for someone who is a bit of a bellend. The word is derived from when a person’s sphincter makes a soft, airy 'pah' noise as opposed to a standard tight fart sound whilst breaking wind - insinuating that the Paharse has a loose anus.

Synonyms: knobhead, dickhead, twat etc.

Oh my god, Alex is being such a Paharse today!

Paharse by nobjockey101 March 2, 2021

crystal palarse

a football team located in saaf london.
simon jordan- you'll recognize him as the bloke who has a striking resemblance to a tangerine- is the chairman.
lost to the mighty brighton 1-0.
that is all.

Brighton fan - we beat the scum 1-0
Roberto - que?
Brighton fan - crystal palarse, we beat them 1-0

crystal palarse by Reg Inald November 8, 2007